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It sure gets quiet this time of night around here.

Just an observation.
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that was funny! (guess it still is -- duh)
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Thanks, I needed that!
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You just want to make sure you see all my posts bc you love me. I know, it's obvious. :) Jessica
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You need to be perked up so here goes.

Two priests died and went to heaven. At the gate St. Peter told them that the heavenly computer was down and that it would be about a week before he could admit them. "While you are waiting,I would like to send you both back to earth as anything you want to be and, when the computer is fixed, I will bring you back," said St Peter. The first priest said" I would like to be an eagle and soar all through the mountains, woods and lakes." "Granted"  The other priest said " All my life I have been celibate, just for a week I would like to change that." "In what way," said St. Peter  "Well," said the priest " For the week I would like to be a stud." "Granted " was the reply. As soon as the computer was fixed the priest who was an eagle was quickly found and let into heaven. The computer operator came out to the gate and said "I have looked everywhere but I can't find the  other priest, do you know where he is?" "I certainly do" said St.Peter "He is on a snow tire somewhere in saskatchewan."
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I come around here three or four times a week.  Like you said, it really helps.  It seems like some are here and then gone.  If you keep checking back, they seem to show up again.  I watch another forum but I haven't signed up yet.  I just read it.  I guess I am too lazy to do the signup part.  I tried using the AIM thing the other day and never could get it to work.  I would have had to change the proxy settings and just didn't want to fool with it.  Whoever posted it had a good idea.  I wish this forum would put the most recent post up top no matter which thread it is.  It just is very hard to follow a thread that may be two or three days old.  Perhaps whoever is moderating or watching could make a little change.  

JOE
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I hope not.  I guess everyone gets tired of me posting my weird thoughts.  LOL.  It helps me to "talk" to others.
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