Haha, what is that? I was literally gagging...and that made him laugh more. So now I have no trust when he's standing behind me...lol.
Omg, mami...one time my ex did the exact same thing to me in the shower! I couldn't believe it--I was so p!ssed and he thought it was funny. I was like, "WTH, are you a freakin' dog marking your territory?!" Thank God I could wash off immediately.
One of the many reasons he became my ex, lol.
I pee in the shower toooooooo....heehee. How about this one, once we were taking a shower together and he peed on my leg....he thought it was funny. I almost vomited.
My husband claims he likes to "conserve water" so typically only flushes number twos. The problem is......... the cats sometimes drink out of the toilet (I stop them when they do this of course but....)
LOL! My husband does this too!! And I don't have to "catch" him at it, the whole neighborhood can hear. The window above the shower is always open and when I used to smoke out by the street I could HEAR him doing this so I would imagine our next door neighbors hear it just fine.
Pigs, I tell you...
My husband has a very lucrative nose that runs faster than he ever could. He insists on leaving the used kleenexes on the floor, counters, dining room table, etc. Ugh! Nothing like grabbing a web snotty tissue! I've come to the conclusion that he is proud of anything that comes out of his body and can't bear the thought of throwing it out. At least he flushes the toilet.
Yuck.
I have known these things too. Life is a snot streaked beetch.
Why does anyone ever blow their nose onto/into anything which is not a tissue...???
(Prissy me!)
lol!
Pee goes down the drain, snot slime sometimes clings to the walls in the shower..........shudder, shudder.
My friends husband used to blow his nose in the sink. One time when a group of friends went over to their place and he did that, another friend almost lost her dinner.
*puts head down in shame*........
I pee in the shower.
Not as bad as peeing in the shower. Freaks me out.
I catch mine doing that, too! Ewwwwww!!!