I'm glad to find somebody else on here with a sense of humor! Some times I think this is the most serious place I've been. You just have to laugh and enjoy life, it's too serious to be taken seriously! That's my motto anyway.
Your cats antics sound very familiar. . . . .=^}
LOL!!!! This is too funny. Yeah, maybe we are the "vampires"! I have three cats and they are a blast. My Calico is especially funny at night. She gets the noisy toys to bring into the bedroom to play with and loves to sleep curled up around my head. I tell her she is a crack head. Then there is my burmese, who thinks wires are chew toys and several mornings I have woken up saying, "Darn it, I have to replace the wires again". I "kitty proofed" the surround sound system buy covering the wires, so far so good! My manx and my only male cat is a total sweetheart and the perfect little child, he is just not ever sure what to do with his crazy crack headed sisters!
Well, I never craved blood, either. =^P Maybe the vampires didn't either, people just thought they were weird cause they slept all day and had boundless energy at night! LOL That's the way I am. Maybe a bunch of bp's just got a bad rap. ;-) Whatta ya think?
Cats are always that way. They can always find something REALLY noisy to do at night when you're trying to sleep. I had a cat that would pounce on your chest and nip your nose if you didn't get up at the exact time you usually did. No sleeping in with him around. He didn't hurt your nose, just made sure you knew he was there. Like you were going to sleep through a 19lb cat pouncing on your chest.
Cheeka...you have fallen off your rocker!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Do bipolars crave blood? I have not had that symptom yet, YIKES! When do I get a cape and some groovy fangs? I think my cats are bipolar, because they are up all night with the cat crazzies! Hee hee... And they sleep off and on all day ,lazy little B@stards! Hmm It is a mystery. What about vampire cats?