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How about we all post some funny behaviors our cats have. Such as, my kitty likes to sleep in the bathroom sink. Sometimes I hear screams from guests when they go to wash their hands! She also likes to lick peoples socks!
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372900 tn?1315512302
Our cat, Chub, runs to the door whenever my husband comes home.  Then he stands on his hind legs until DH pets him.  At night he licks DH's head until he falls asleep and in the morning he waits until he hears us talking and then comes in the bedroom to lick DH's head until he gets out of bed.  Chub also plays Hide-N-Go-Seek.  (There's a picture in my profile.)  He cries like he's hurt but is really hiding.  DH and I tag him and then go hide.  We make the sound he does when we are ready for him to find us.  Then he comes in, swats us with his paw and runs and hides again.  And he really hides.  As in he finds boxes, nooks, crannies, piles of clothes......anywhere where it's really hard for us to find him he hides in.  lol.
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there are too many stories about venus too post. i do post period crazy, psychotic things she does...like this morning she for whatever reason was SUPER hyper and was running laps around the house....up and down....every room at 4 am. of course she had to include jumping on dh and i's bed on my stomach and biting me before tearing off down the hallway and back down stairs. she has started hiding between the shower liners in the bathrooms and jumping out at unsuspecting prey (guests....or mainly me) doing crazy jumps at them and taking off running again.
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203342 tn?1328737207
heatherlynn, lol, your Venus sounds sooo much like my cat, (or rather my daughter's cat) Sakura! I kid you not! She dashes around the house like that too. She does the craziest things. She does crack me up. I've never seen a cat like her! She also plays hide and seek. I couldn't believe it until my daughter showed me. She called the cat from across the room, got her attention then ran out of the room and Sakura dashed after her! It was so funny! She also likes to lay in the sink.

My other cat, Misha, is a little lady. However,she has her little quirks too. One that she's had ever since we got her at 2 years old is she would get into my husband's sock drawer and pull out all his black dress socks (which he'd roll up in a ball) and she'd walk around with them in her mouth meowing this mournful meow. We could never quite figure that one out. We wondered if she may have had a litter at some point before we got her and thought these socks were her kittens. I don't know but I would laugh every time my husband was looking for socks and would find them all over the house! I'd never seen anything like it.
Aren't cats funny? They all have their own unique personalities!
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372900 tn?1315512302
Don't forget your cat opening the screen door to go outside then closing it and sitting on the couch like he didn't do anything wrong.  I'm still laughing about that one!
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203342 tn?1328737207
Last Christmas our "bratty kitty" Sakura knocked down our Christmas tree! We were all in bed when I heard a loud "CRASH"! I ran out to the living room and saw the tree on it's side with ornaments scattered all over the place. Sakura was crouched down with her eyes wide staring at the tree. Ooooh, I was so mad at her! But it was funny too, lol. You should have seen the look on her face! She was pretty freaked out! I guess she had tried to climb the tree. Let's hope she doesn't do that this year! I don't think I'm going to buy a new tree till I know my pets aren't going to destroy it!
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372900 tn?1315512302
Chub loves when we put the Christmas tree up.  He'll lay under it for hours.  Roomba, however, freaks out when she sees it.  I think it's because she was a stray cat before being picked up by the ASPCA and has had her fill of trees.  When the tree comes out I can picture her saying "Why the heck is THAT thing IN the house!  It belongs outside!"  lol.
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oh i forgot venus' new thing. if you're in the bathroom using the potty she MUST be in there with you...either sitting in front of you staring at you as you do your business or sitting in the bath tub. she LOVES LOVES LOVES the bath tub and sinks.

i caught her closing the screen door again. i was putting the boys down for a nap when i came down she was outside shutting the door. so i let her go and i watched her. she was outside for 20 minutes. sniffing around. (i made sure she didn't see me) when she was done she came sneaking back up to the door. all you could see were ears and eyes poking up over the bottom of the door (there is a small step down onto the patio) so when she thought i wasn't there she opened the door came in and very quietly shut the door. so i came from around the corner and shouted "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MISSY???" she must have jumped 6 ft in the air and just about peed her self. she yelled AT ME!!!! and took off running (but of course not before smacking me in the shin as she dashed pass me) she is just too d@mn smart for her own good! i swear!
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959034 tn?1253671476
rofl! These are funny!
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681148 tn?1437661591
My cat would probably like to destroy the computer.  One of the funny things she does if she thinks I've been on the computer long enough is to come to me and rub my legs while meowing.  If that doesn't make things go her way, she will stand up and put her paws on my lap and meow.  She just did this.  And, just now the little stinker gave me a quick and gentle nip on my left elbow.  I can't help but laugh, because I know why she does it.  She either wants attention for herself or she is telling me to get off the computer and go to bed.  Right now, she is sitting there and staring holes through me.  LOL!  She knows she has my attention now, though, which is why she is staring holes through me.  She heard me laugh when I called her a "little stinker".  Smart cat.
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cats are so smart. i don't know how  people could ever hate them!!!
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931246 tn?1297902651
My kitten Whiskey will run outside in the rain and if i'm on the laptop he will rub himself up along it. I cant wash my hands or have a shower with him watching me or trying to get into the sink or shower. He is a little be crazy. And he also tries to jump into the toilet sometimes
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242912 tn?1660619837
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These are all great and funny stories.  Jade doesn't really do anything that's funny - she's more into just lookin' cute.  She loves to be pet and loved on, but it took her years to actually touch us herself.  The first way she touched us was to lick our foreheads.  More my husband than me because I can't get down on the floor.  My husband is one of those very hairy guys and Jade just loves to rub her head on his arms and legs and licking his forehead seems to make her swoon lol.  She closes her eyes, ears are back and she just licks like she is in heaven and will do it as long as my husband lets her.  

heatherlynn - LOL!  "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MISSY???"  As usual, you crack me up!  Venus is a funny cat, but you have a talent for repeating her antics in such an amusing way :)
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203342 tn?1328737207
My cat likes it when I get on the computer. She jumps up on top of the monitor and lays down. She's not stupid. She knows it gets warm up there! It drives my husband crazy! He does not like that as he's afraid she'll get hair inside it and mess it up. So he tried placing something on top to keep her off and she just knocked it off and calmly laid down, lol. I know I shouldn't let her lay up there. I constantly take her back down. Little stinker is right! That's what my cat is!
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i've been getting the "evil eye" all morning. i'm not sure why. i woke up and she was sitting on my night stand glaring at me with this "i'm going to kill you/eat you" look in her eyes. i ignored it and went about my usual morning routine (putting all remote controls up, clearing off the coffee table,  making bottles and setting up baby gates for the boys) and while i was in the kitchen she sat at my feet "yelling" at me. the entire time. so i figured she wanted fresh water and more food. so i do that for her. she still "yells" at me. so i scooped her potty box....again. (i did it last night right before i went to bed at 11 so 8 hours later which she only used the box once or twice) i go upstairs..i hear dingle dingle dingle of her collar right behind me...still b!tching at me....i'm changing diapers and she's sitting at my feet GLARING at me. i'm talking the look of death. if her looks could kill i would've been dead 10 times over. i go downstairs, dingle dingle dingle of the collar right behind me. i put the boys down and go into the kitchen to start breakfast for everyone. she jumps on my counter and glares at me. in fact she kept moving so she was right in front of me....sitting up so she could see into my eyes and yells at me! and even now she's sitting on the computer desk...glaring at me. just sitting there....staring occasionally i get a rawr or meow from her....but yeah. she's being exceptionally odd today for some reason and i didn't even do anything to her this time.....weird flippin cat.
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541150 tn?1306033843
hahahah Last night I had such a good time laughing at the cats. Get this, While Dillan was being nosey looking into my bag, trying to open it, Abby was a few inches from him, growling and kicking him so Dillan would get out of the bag. I swear it was one of those moments when you would swear they are talking? Abby was pretty much saying: 'Dude, you will get in trouble, leave that bag alone' And Dillan was just like: 'Dude, mind your own business' hahahaha Abby was just furious that Dillan was in my bag hahahaha don't ask.
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541150 tn?1306033843
Heather, my younger, Dillan, loves to give you kisses and be loving while you are in the bathroom, in the toilet, doing your thing. He begs for you to pick him up so he can rest in your lap and fall asleep. How awkward is that? LOL
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HAHAHAHA nothing like trying to do #2 while a cat is snoozing in your lap. lololol. oh man i don't know what i'd do if venus wanted to curl up in my lap while i did my thing. lol.

a little bit ago i was sitting here just organizing **** when she hopped up got her way under my face and head butted me. yup just head butted me and sat there head to head with me "yelling" at me again. i'm still not sure what bug crawled up her but this morning but she's still yelling at me.
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959034 tn?1253671476
My kitten likes to clean more than I do! She licks the windows!
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HAHAHAHA wow i wish i had a cat that helped me clean. man oh man..lol licking windows. toss her towel and tell her to wipe afterward.
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My cat Kitty, will mimic people.  When I walked with a limp, so did she.  My mother goes down the stairs at the apartment a bit sideways, one step at a time, one foot at a time, my cat will follow her down, the exact same way.
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I used to have a cat named Tigre. In the 80's i wore those long dangly earrings. He would wait until i took my earrings off at the end of the day and turned out the light and he would steal them. I caught him wandering around with them in his mouth all the time. One day i was vacuming and moved a big speaker away from the corner.....there in that corner was a pile of my earrings! I called him my mina bird after that!                     sp
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haha a mimic and jewelry thief. nice. lolol.
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931246 tn?1297902651
Whiskey my 6 month old kitten humps well i like to say "rapes" my 6 month old puppy. And after he has done his deed he will clean him from head to toe and wont miss a hair.
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804176 tn?1255959227
I posted this in the question section, but just in case you've missed it, Daphine is two shes quite a bit crossed eyed, she walks around in circles for no reason, it can be around us, an object or just nothing at all sometimes she even speeds up and goes faster. Its usually pretty funny but somedays she does it so much we have to tell her to stop when you do that she just lays down or comes and gets my lap. We have no idea why she does this and shes always done it we got her when she was four months old. there are pictures of her on profile for those of you who would like to see her shes on the album cover.
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