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she's a freakin weirdo!!!

so miss venus was at it again tonight. hubby and i were in the bedroom...all in the mood wanting to do our thing. did we? ohhhhh no. so we're laying there when we hear tingle tingle tingle, thump thump thump...venus is running up the stairs...she goes crazy and runs around the bedroom and back out. tingle tingle tingle thump thump thump, back down the stairs. jumps on my counter, knocks something over and runs around the living room (all the while hubby and i are TRYING to get back in the mood from her running around the bedroom) when we hear tingle tingle tingle thump thump thump back UP the stairs. she comes barging into our room and stops at the side of the bed (it is very ackward to attempt to do anything with big bug eyes staring at you. so we look at her and she takes off running. tingle tingle tingle thump thump THUD. she fell down the last few stairs. we hear a few quick tingles, we guess she shook her head, and tingling very fast...she's running again. then the tingle tingle tingle back up the stairs. she jumps ON the bed...bites me, swats hubby and sits on his nightstand staring at us. by now we are so far from in the mood we're laughing hysterically. i mean tears and our stomachs hurt laughing. she moves to the window sill...little head staring between the blinds watching us to make sure we're behaving.

she is so weird.
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lol she doesn't have to worry about any more brothers or sisters. if anything the kids should be sick of her. lol. she's ALWAYS pouncing on them and getting them wound up. which in turn they chase her around the house and it's just a circus here! lol. they chase her she turns around and chases them. then she comes running to me when they grab her tail.....they are a riot.

and thank you. those are my little boogers. i'm thinking about having her in our family portrait we're having done for christmas. i mean she IS part of the family...i'm not sure how she would handle it but meh...worth a shot right?
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541150 tn?1306033843
lol it really kills your mood and takes away all of your desires to get happy hahaha.

I think Venus has had enough of your kids, so she is trying to prevent another pregnancy so she won't have to put up with them hahaha...smart cat eh? BTW your babies are gorgeous!
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lol i just did not think she could get any weirder. but....that was a silly mommy.

and lolol prettykitty...who needs birth control when you have a cat? greatest form of birth control is a cat who watches...they are such pervs!
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541150 tn?1306033843
hahaha Abby just sits there waiting for the first opportunity to stalk my husband's feet hahahaha. And, when we shut the door he starts crying for us to let him in. I have to admit, my cat is a 'Child-Prevention-Drug' hahahaha
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242912 tn?1660619837
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Lol!  

You Should buy one! :)   If she will let you brush her teeth also, I think you just saved yourself a ton of money on dental care because trust me, dental care for kittys is expensive!

Venus is such an awesome cat!

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as if she couldn't get any weirder...venus has. last night i was standing in the bathroom flossing my teeth. the neb nose decided to climb onto my sink. i really hate that but i was busy and TRIED to ignore her. that never really works. she stood up on me and tried to eat my dental floss. i got grossed out and grabbed a new piece. she did get my dental floss. she started chewing on it. that's not the weird part. HERE is the weird part......i grabbed both ends and started to floss her teeth. she got down off of me, sat on the sink like a little lady, "smiling" at me with her teeth showing so i could floss her teeth. and i did. every single one of her teeth. maybe i should buy her a toothbrush next....
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there are feral tom cats around our town house and we don't have a garage. lol. she is just very persistant to be in everybodies business. i went to give the kids their bath tonight and when i turned around (before i started to fill the tub up) to grab a wash cloth she jumped in the tub. so there was one messy, naked little boy, venus and second messy, naked little boy. she was just sitting there...in between them looking at me like "what??? they're in here so I CAN BE TO!" until i turned the water on...then she jumped on the edge and played in the tub...yup she played with the kids and the toys from the side of the tub. i swear she thinks she a human sometimes.
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587315 tn?1333552783
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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152660 tn?1291755571
Hmm-  what about locking her outside? :)  Garage? LOL
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yeah a yodeling kitty would be a mood killer. i'd start laughing at that too. if we close the door she sits there and yowls until we open the door. she won't stop. lol.
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495284 tn?1333894042
If i close the bedroom door he sits and "yodels"......another mood killer!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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with how she looks it seems more like "hey!!! what are ya doin? huh huh huh? hey hey hey pay attention to meeee nnnoooowww!!!!!"
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495284 tn?1333894042
Ya isnt it great when they sit there and stare at you when you are in that "position"!!!  You know they want to tell you what you are doing wrong or how funny we look!!!!!!!
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242912 tn?1660619837
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Lol!!   Venus can be the officical forum "Kitty Komic"   hahaha
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lol it must be. she is definitely good for a mood killer. lol. we just could not stop laughing. if she's good for anything it's a laugh. lol. what's even worse was after she decided she was done...instead of curling up somewhere else she comes back to our room jumps onto the bed and snuggles up between us.....lol.
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152660 tn?1291755571
Hmm-  Maybe it's a complex from her name?

Men are from Mars- Women are from Venus?

Dogs are from Mars- Cats are from Venus?

Sorry Guys (Savas)   :)
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we couldn't stop laughing. we couldn't see her most of the time but we sure could hear her. lol
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681148 tn?1437661591
My cat has nothing on Venus!
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