Man bites State Trooper for asking if he has a concealed handgun license. Man is charged with assaulting an officer, but refused to show up to court and armed himself and his family inside their home instead. Fourteen years later, charges are dropped, but no one bothers to tell him for another year.
I really do love Texas.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-man-free-longest-standoff-u-s-history-article-1.2490012