"The closest I've come to an Eskimo is an Eskimo ice cream pie....although admittedly, I've had the occasional encounter with a condom. "
I guess that confirms my theory on Eskimos and condoms.When applied correctly they'll will stop the cream pie. Indeed, that's precisely the point.
I learned it from a Frank Zappa song.
On one Thread, Will boasted about his being 6’-2”. After reading that, I realized there no reason for me to post anymore on that thread or ever visit Canada.
Well it's a big country up here and the tundra is a fair bit away. The closest I've come to an Eskimo is an Eskimo ice cream pie....although admittedly, I've had the occasional encounter with a condom. No walrus skin undies - where did you hear that one from? Al Gore? Sheesh.
Well if anyone was to know about Eskimos and condoms, I'd guess it to be Trish. D'yall wear walrus skin undies up yonder?
After Goofys comment I think Id call it a "Winky Warmer" LOL
Well they do....they call them socks.