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Smile for today....

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says," So you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our cars, there nothing left of them, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, " And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No.  I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever!!!
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96938 tn?1189799858
Off to the hemo first thing in the AM.  Cooked a deal with liverhead, tx doc and hemo that we'd jump in at about 11.  Last Thurs was 11 and decided to give it a week for possible rebound.  Been a gradual half point, or so drop, per month the last few months, so it's gradual but unabated. Hemo will administer it in the ofc, no rx required.  One nice thing with them doing in the office, they can reach places that I can't - new ground to furrow.
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96938 tn?1189799858
Off to the hemo first thing in the AM.  Cooked a deal with liverhead, tx doc and hemo that we'd jump in at about 11.  Last Thurs was 11 and decided to give it a week for possible rebound.  Been a gradual half point, or so drop, per month the last few months, so it's gradual but unabated. Hemo will administer it in the ofc, no rx required.  One nice thing with them doing it in the office, they can reach places that I can't - new ground to furrow.
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96938 tn?1189799858
Off to the hemo first thing in the AM.  Cooked a deal with liverhead, tx doc and hemo that we'd jump in at about 11.  Last Thurs was 11 and decided to give it a week for possible rebound.  Been a gradual half point, or so drop, per month the last few months, so it's gradual but unabated. Hemo will administer it in the ofc, no rx required.  One nice thing with them doing in the office, they can reach places that I can't - new ground to furrow.
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96938 tn?1189799858
Off to the hemo 1st thing in the AM.  Cooked a deal with liverhead, tx doc and hemo that we'd jump in at about 11.  Last Thurs was 11 and decided to give it a week for possible rebound.  Been a gradual half point, or so drop, per month the last few months, so it's gradual but unabated. Hemo will administer it in the ofc, no rx required.  One nice thing with them doing in the office, they can reach places that I can't - new ground to furrow.
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96938 tn?1189799858
Off to the hemo 1st thing in the AM.  Cooked a deal with liverhead, tx doc and hemo that we'd jump in at about 11.  Last Thurs was 11 and decided to give it a week for possible rebound.  Been a gradual half point, or so drop, per month the last few months, so it's gradual but unabated. Hemo will administer it in the ofc, no rx required.  One nice thing with them doing in the office, they can reach places that I can't - new ground to furrow.
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Sub Q and in the same sites like the Peg -- abdomen, thigh, etc. Why. Where are you injecting it?

-- Jim
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