Just for a laugh

[sayadia]

With all the stress of the economy I thought these were some pretty good ideasto lighten things up a bit. That hair dryer one is a real temptation. Let me know if you give any of these a try.
  Roxanne
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4 Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


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[doni54]

Hi Sayadia,

That is just too funny!!!  Thanks for giving us a great laugh!!

doni

[Sarahsmom46]

I'm laughing so hard that it is killing my back, but I LOVE IT!!!!  This is so funny and I really, really needed something to laugh about this morning.  Thanks soooo much for the humor.  

Julie

[slightlybroken]

I love it!