NOW THATS FUNNY,
QUIX, KEEP THEM COMING ,LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE.
IF I WAS IN YOUR AREA,I'D APPRAISE YOUR HOUSE,ONLY LISENCED IN OH.
DANG,BANKS WON'T EVEN LET ME APPRAISE MY OWN.
RUMOR IS OUR GOV. IS TO FORCE THE BANKING INSTITUTE TO RE-WRITE HIGH INTEREST RATE LOANS TO A LESSER INTERST RATE TO PREVENT THE HIGH RATE OF FORE CLOSURER.
IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE APPRAISAL,YOUR RIGHT AS A CONSUMER YOU CAN QUESTION IT,ASK FOR YOUR MONEY BACK OR HAVE A PARTENER IN THE APPRAISAL FIRM TO REDO IT.
YOU HAVE A RIGHT AS A CONSUMER TO HAVE A COPY OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-LYNN
Man-O-Gram That original. I think I like the thought of this.
Keep me laughing Quix, I really need it.
haahaaheehee
Love,
Carol
Duh.
Zilla*
Mother of five BOYS
That's really getting 'em where they LIVE. Literally, it sometimes seems!
essie
I have a bunch of things to do this week. Monday the Cable Guy is coming, so we have to clean the cat urp out from behind the TV.
I am trying to refinance my house, being one of the millions of "subprime loan holders" and Wednesday the appraisor is coming to check it' value. Right after he leaves I have to go get a mammogram. That's a lot of effort, and I hate mammograms! Do you think I should just ask for a "Two-fer" and ask the appraisor to check out my breasts while he's at it, and call it good???
BTW - as long as women have to go in yearly for this bizarre ritual, I think men should get a yearly "Man-O-Gram". Yep, squeeze those puppies! What do ya'll think?
Quix
OH, HOW TRUE!!!!!
I HAVE 4 CHILDREN AND 3 ARE GIRLS,THAT 1 SON HAS SURE CAUSED HIS HECTIC MOMMENTS!!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE A PERMANANT HEADACHE.
OH, DOG FOOD THROWN INTO A CEILING FAN HURTS LIKE HEY-DEY!!!!!!!!!!!
A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN CAN'T GET A 5 DOLLAR GLASS CUTTER TO WORK , BUT A 3 YEAR OLD CAN!!!!!!!---MULTIPLE WINDOWS.
NEVER TAKE A 3 YEAR OLD WITH YA TO GET THE OIL CHANGED---GUARENTEED YA WON'T HAVE OIL IN YOUR VEHICLE AFTER THEY'VE BEEN UNDER IT.
RUBBER MADE TOTE LIDS ARE NOT SLEDS FOR STAIRS.
THE LORD ONLY GAVE ME ONE SON FOR A REASON !!!!
THIS WAS A GOOD LAUGH
T-LYNN
Thank you Quix, I really needed this laugh today,
haahaaheehee haahaaheehee haahaaheehee
Carol
Thanks for the laugh, it was hilarious and so true. Good luck to all who are still of child bearing age!
doni
Thanks for posting. I have three boys and can attest to its accuracy.
E
LOL - Such a good morning to laugh at this, and T's post was inspirational, it's a good way to start the day.
thanks,
SL
When my kids were born, I looked for "toe tags," to see if they came with any instructions. No such luck, I had to learn things the hard way.
Now I have lovely grandhcildren to go through this with, all over again. Then there is the great-grandchild. Maybe NOW, is a good time to see a mental health professional...
Heather
This is really funny .. My brother sent it to me a couple of month ago. I was going through old e-mails and found it last week . I immediately thought of MomZilla. How do you all do it ? You must be saints. My brother did some weird stuff with his buddies , drove my poor Mother mad .
They completely disassembled his brand new bicycle . They also disassembled an antique Edison victrola . And you know that nothing ever got put back together properly , always pieces left out .. I bet Chris has some favorites,(some ?? Tons )
Thanks Hon!
And I'm planning on trying for one late this year. Hopefully a girl! :)
Can't wait for kid adventures!
Sally
Absolutely hilarious!!!! I know my brothers tried several of those when we were kids. Thank God my son was an only child!
Take 2 birth control pills and call Quix in the morning=)
Penn