Absolutely hilarious!!!! I know my brothers tried several of those when we were kids. Thank God my son was an only child!
Take 2 birth control pills and call Quix in the morning=)
Penn
Thanks Hon!
And I'm planning on trying for one late this year. Hopefully a girl! :)
Can't wait for kid adventures!
Sally
This is really funny .. My brother sent it to me a couple of month ago. I was going through old e-mails and found it last week . I immediately thought of MomZilla. How do you all do it ? You must be saints. My brother did some weird stuff with his buddies , drove my poor Mother mad .
They completely disassembled his brand new bicycle . They also disassembled an antique Edison victrola . And you know that nothing ever got put back together properly , always pieces left out .. I bet Chris has some favorites,(some ?? Tons )
When my kids were born, I looked for "toe tags," to see if they came with any instructions. No such luck, I had to learn things the hard way.
Now I have lovely grandhcildren to go through this with, all over again. Then there is the great-grandchild. Maybe NOW, is a good time to see a mental health professional...
Heather
LOL - Such a good morning to laugh at this, and T's post was inspirational, it's a good way to start the day.
thanks,
SL
Thanks for posting. I have three boys and can attest to its accuracy.
E
Thanks for the laugh, it was hilarious and so true. Good luck to all who are still of child bearing age!
doni
Thank you Quix, I really needed this laugh today,
haahaaheehee haahaaheehee haahaaheehee
Carol
OH, HOW TRUE!!!!!
I HAVE 4 CHILDREN AND 3 ARE GIRLS,THAT 1 SON HAS SURE CAUSED HIS HECTIC MOMMENTS!!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE A PERMANANT HEADACHE.
OH, DOG FOOD THROWN INTO A CEILING FAN HURTS LIKE HEY-DEY!!!!!!!!!!!
A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN CAN'T GET A 5 DOLLAR GLASS CUTTER TO WORK , BUT A 3 YEAR OLD CAN!!!!!!!---MULTIPLE WINDOWS.
NEVER TAKE A 3 YEAR OLD WITH YA TO GET THE OIL CHANGED---GUARENTEED YA WON'T HAVE OIL IN YOUR VEHICLE AFTER THEY'VE BEEN UNDER IT.
RUBBER MADE TOTE LIDS ARE NOT SLEDS FOR STAIRS.
THE LORD ONLY GAVE ME ONE SON FOR A REASON !!!!
THIS WAS A GOOD LAUGH
T-LYNN
I have a bunch of things to do this week. Monday the Cable Guy is coming, so we have to clean the cat urp out from behind the TV.
I am trying to refinance my house, being one of the millions of "subprime loan holders" and Wednesday the appraisor is coming to check it' value. Right after he leaves I have to go get a mammogram. That's a lot of effort, and I hate mammograms! Do you think I should just ask for a "Two-fer" and ask the appraisor to check out my breasts while he's at it, and call it good???
BTW - as long as women have to go in yearly for this bizarre ritual, I think men should get a yearly "Man-O-Gram". Yep, squeeze those puppies! What do ya'll think?
Quix
That's really getting 'em where they LIVE. Literally, it sometimes seems!
essie
Duh.
Zilla*
Mother of five BOYS
Man-O-Gram That original. I think I like the thought of this.
Keep me laughing Quix, I really need it.
haahaaheehee
Love,
Carol
NOW THATS FUNNY,
QUIX, KEEP THEM COMING ,LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE.
IF I WAS IN YOUR AREA,I'D APPRAISE YOUR HOUSE,ONLY LISENCED IN OH.
DANG,BANKS WON'T EVEN LET ME APPRAISE MY OWN.
RUMOR IS OUR GOV. IS TO FORCE THE BANKING INSTITUTE TO RE-WRITE HIGH INTEREST RATE LOANS TO A LESSER INTERST RATE TO PREVENT THE HIGH RATE OF FORE CLOSURER.
IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE APPRAISAL,YOUR RIGHT AS A CONSUMER YOU CAN QUESTION IT,ASK FOR YOUR MONEY BACK OR HAVE A PARTENER IN THE APPRAISAL FIRM TO REDO IT.
YOU HAVE A RIGHT AS A CONSUMER TO HAVE A COPY OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-LYNN