LOL: Important MS terminology

[supermum_ms]

S.U.C.K's  - "Strange Uncontrolable Crappy Kicks"

B.L.O.W's - "Bladder Leaks On Whatever"

A.N.X.I.E.T.Y - "A Nincompoop X Ignorant Egotistical Twobit Yuppy"

T.R.E.M.O.R - "Tiny Rippling Extra Movements Outside Reality"

M.R.I - "Memory Removal Instrument"

L.E.S.I.O.N - "Little Evacuation Sections Isolating Oppressed Neurons"

D.U.M.B - "Doctors with Unexplained Medical Beliefs"

S.T.U.P.I.D - Signs of Thoroughly Umistakable Physician Intelligence Deficiency"

L.P. - "Logically Painful"

M.S. - "Mysterious Symptoms" or "Medically Strange"

RRMS - "Rediculous Revisiting Mysterious Symptoms"

SRMS - "Stranger Rediculous Mysterious Symptoms"



I hope you enjoyed this bit of fun and if you can please add to my list!

Cheers..........JJ

[supermum_ms]

LOL I love the DOCTORS one too!

I had fun coming up with some of them, the things i do to get those neurons firing lol

Cheers..........JJ

[cheesymum]

Thank you, thank you!  It was fun.  LOL  

Probably should've spelled dumb***es, right, tho...   ;)

[MonkeyMom4]

@ Cheesymum

I must say I do love the DOCTORS one...LOL

I just love this forum. I always feel so 'normal' on here.

[cheesymum]

Too funny, JJ!  Love it.  I have a couple:


UWS - Undiagnosed Weirdness Syndrome  (what those of us who don't have an official diagnosis suffer from)  :)

PPMS - P*** Poor Motorneuron Suckiness

or

PPMS - Personally Painful Mysterious Symptoms

Doctors - Dum***es On Call To Overlook Recurrent Symptoms

Neuro - Nincompoop even uselesser (LOL) regarding occurrences

CBC - Come.  Bleed.  Count.  (That's basically what a CBC is, right????)

That's all I have.  This was fun!

[jujuminx]

Thanks for the laugh...very good!!

Julie

[MonkeyMom4]

HAHAHAHA...LOVE IT!!


I needed that after this long hot day! Thanks for sharing.

I'm assuming that ANXIETY is most neurologists??