Why Didn't You Notice?

[Quixotic1]

Hmmmm.....I was just looking at the forum and it came to me.  I have been complaining, oh these many days, of the severe pain I have in the side of my head (face).  Why didn't any of you notice that I HAVE SALAD TONGS THROUGH MY HEAD!!!!!  No wonder it hurts!!  I could have saved all these dr visit copays and having to take this medicine if some one had just been more observant.

No need to rush in and explain.  Just go about your business...I'l be fine.  (Though I suppose trying to get my hat on should have been a clue...)

Quizzle

[Heather3418]

Well since I have a degree in Kitchen Implementology, I can now diagnose you with the dreaded "Salad Tonginitis virus".  yep, I'm sure it's Tonginitis.

I have a cure, but it's a painful one.  Tie one end of the tongs to the back of a pick-up truck, lie very still and have the driver put the vehicle in four wheel drive and PULLLLLLL.

That should help you to feel better.  Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Dr. Heather

[dowma]

You have a wonderful sense of humor, I really love reading your posts!! Too funny about the anesthesiologist, I worked in the OR I know exactly what you mean way too serious they need to step outside the box.  I bet you blew him away.  
Oh by the way, when I was working in the cancer center I started a knitting group for my patients it was so much fun and so joyful to see the patients gather and socialize.  since I'm no longer working, I havent been able to join, I should start one at my house now thats an idea!  
Keep on laughing your the best.
Mary Beth

[LLWB]

Any suggestions for eye-catching headgear to wear to my appt with Dr. M? Do want to have his undevided attention. You are priceless Q.....It's amazing how polite we can be, same as telling a gent he's not zipped! How many have done that!?.Maggie

[grannyhotwheels]

I'm not sure what any of us would do without you.  The laughter you send my way is just what I need.  You know how it is, when your reading someone else's post and actually laugh out loud, I mean rib hurting laughter, then you my friend have done your job.

I bow down to you!!!

I'll be praying,
Carol

[cjacks]

Oh Quix,

I was laughing so hard , I can't believe you would go to an operating room with a drill sticking in your head . That's too much ..   What a sight that must have been  

    thanks for the laugh.        Jo

[SOONERMOM]

I'm sure that is one surgery that the anesthesiologist won't forget!  Too bad the surgeon wasn't there too--  Do those guys ever crack a smile?

Did you always have this sense of humor?  I thought they beat it out of doctors during medical school?  LOL
Stacey