Embarrassing/Funny in public stories

[smjmekg]

Elijah and my brain are inspiring me today to write some new threads for fun. This is a thread for funny/embarrassing stories of things our children have done so the TTCers and new moms can see what they may have in store for them. So ladies, let's have it, what's the most embarrassing/funny thing your kid(s) have done in public?

To start, I have a funny story and an embarrassing story...

Funny~~~So when Elijah was 6 months old he finally got to meet my in laws. We went out to dinner with DH's mom and step dad, I'm not particularly fond of his mother...so I didn't realize it but we were almost out of wipes and didn't (the one time) bring an extra outfit with us for Elijah. My MIL wanted to hold Elijah while we were eating, and Elijah decided right after he was in her lap to poop. He had diarrhea from an upset tummy that I blamed on the flight to Pittsburgh, and it leaked out his diaper and all over her. I didn't laugh in front of her but spent a good twenty minutes in the bathroom cracking up uncontrollably, poor Elijah was laying on the changing table, and I had to keep running back and forth asking random strangers to watch him for a moment so I could get napkins since I ran out of wipes while cleaning him, he had it poop from his belly button up his back. Oh it was so horrible for him, but so funny. It may not be that funny to some of you, but my mom told Elijah to make sure he pooped all over his Grammy, and he sure did! LOL.

Embarrassing~~~So Elijah definitely picks up phrases quick, and unfortunately picked up a not so good one. I went to pick up my Korean license on post and Elijah was playing with a phone in the office we were in, so I grabbed his hand and brought him back over to the desk to sign some papers and he let out a "holy $H!T". Lol. I was so embarrassed, but it was funny too. I ignored it, hoping no one else noticed besides me, and that I was mistaken and he didn't really say it, but the Korean man handling my paper work, who barely spoke English said "where did he learn that". You know when someone who doesn't speak much English asks where your child heard "holy $H!T" then he really did say it. I'm sure I was red at that point. Needless to say I went home and told DH we definitely have to watch what we say around Elijah. Kids say the darnedest things, lol.

So that's my two stories that I can think of for now, I'm sure more will come when he gets older or later today when I remember another.

[kjbutcher]

My fil thought DS had something in his mouth so he put out his hand and told him to spit it out.  DS did NOT have anything in his mouth and he spit in his hand.  I couldnt help but laugh.

[Brittny27]

I've babysat since I was 9 years old and have a few younger cousins. I am pregnant with my first baby if everything goes smoothly this time.

When I was 11 or 12 I was out shopping with my Aunt and my cousin who was about 2.5. The movie Toy Story had just come out and he had a "Woody" doll he took every where. All of a sudden he starts yelling out "I lost my Woody. I lost my Woody" Over and over my Aunts face got bright red and we had to search for his doll so he would stop yelling. This same cousin couldn't pronounce his T's they came out as F's so when he said truck he would say F**k that always embarrassed my aunt.

I babysat for this lady that cussed worse than a sailor. I happened to be over there one weekend just hanging out and was outside with her husband watching her youngest daughter who was 3. She got on her little riding bike and I asked her where she was going. She put her hands on her hips shock her head side to side with attitude and said "to get Lyndsi's fu**ing A$$" Lyndsi is her older sister. I looked at her dad and he lost it laughing hysterically. I couldn't believe what I had just heard I was in shock.  I lost it laughing because of the way she said it with her hands on her hips and the head bob back and fourth.

I know that I have a few slips with the fowl language but for the most part try not to use it. It's usually some of the first words little ones pick up and use at the most embarrassing moments.

[penswriter]

OH and what's worse is if we're playing and i'm sitting on the floor...the little monsters run up to me...bend over in front of me, let one or two rip and run away laughing their little bums off.

[penswriter]

liz - i was NOT prepared to live in a house with 3 men. lol. THANK GOD for febreeze air effects!!!! not to mention the cat and dog. even if they are female...good lord. i swear dh hasn't grown up from age 6. obnoxious noises and odors make him crack up. *sigh* and i have 18 more years to put up with all 3 of them. lol.

[Lizmab20]

My story is both funny and embarassing. It happened almost 5 years ago shortly after my ds was born. I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier was talking to my dd about her new baby brother. Well dd who was almost 3 at the time felt the need to tell the cashier where her new little brother came from. She stood up in the cart and shouts "He came out of momma's koochie!" I know my face turned bright red, but I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was just too funny.

penswriter- My son is also extremely proud of his gas. And I don't think that I have ever heard anyone let them rip as loud as him. lol

[penswriter]

funny ~ i have twin boys and ...boy oh boy. i don't even know which funny story to put. okay...here's one from last week. our family goes grocery shopping once every two weeks. ALL of us go. dh, me, brett and eli. yeah.....*sigh* well we went to wal mart and my boys are PROUD of their gas. they are boys. they are most DEFINTIELY my dh's boys. he is also proud of his gassous backside. well going down an aisle we're standing there discussing which type of pasta noodle to get when we hear this god awful noise. guess what it was. our dear eli. he just ripped a big one...which sent both he and brett into hysterics! if that wasn't bad enough there was the WORST smell. and sadly it was NOT an empty aisle. it was a PACKED aisle. greg laughed. the old ladies gave ME dirty looks...and our boys just laughed...and i swear it was like dueling banjos the rest of the shopping trip with them. back and forth...all through the store. but they stopped as soon as we got into the car.

embarrassing ~ well brett is starting to pick up on some words. unfortunately he picks up on the not so nice words that slip from mine or dh's mouth. we're at my grandma's a few weeks ago and eli dropped a glass of water. brett puts his hands up into the air and says "OH SH*T!" my mom bursts out laughing, my face turned BEAT red and my grandma looks at ME (it's always me) "and says...HEATHER WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THESE BOYS!!!" i was so embarrassed.