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Just for Fun- Whats the most EMBARRASSING...
Whats the most EMBARRASSING thing that has happened while you've been pregnant so far?
i have 2..
1-i have NEVER farted loudly in front of my bf....he obviously knows i fart bc i usually tell him to run bc its a smelly one, but last night i was trying sooo hard not to fart bc i knew it would be loud...and it came out SO loud and it was a long fart and he just stares at me with a blank look on his face...(he doesnt fart in front of me either)
2-this is honestly the most embarassing for me....i have a hemmroid from my last pregnancy that nevr went away. i had a doctors appointment lastweek and before going, i had to use the toilet (#2) i wiped A LOT and used wet wipes too to make sure i was very clean...there was nothing on the toilet paper so i was confdent that after wiping about 20 times i was nice and clean..........well, after my exam and test for the group B strep test, i got to get off the bed thing and i turned and saw a smear of poop on the table thing....omggggg, now im just thinking "greeeaaaatttttt she saw a dirty butthole, and prolly thinks im nasty"
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have 2..
1-i have NEVER farted loudly in front of my bf....he obviously knows i fart bc i usually tell him to run bc its a smelly one, but last night i was trying sooo hard not to fart bc i knew it would be loud...and it came out SO loud and it was a long fart and he just stares at me with a blank look on his face...(he doesnt fart in front of me either)
2-this is honestly the most embarassing for me....i have a hemmroid from my last pregnancy that nevr went away. i had a doctors appointment lastweek and before going, i had to use the toilet (#2) i wiped A LOT and used wet wipes too to make sure i was very clean...there was nothing on the toilet paper so i was confdent that after wiping about 20 times i was nice and clean..........well, after my exam and test for the group B strep test, i got to get off the bed thing and i turned and saw a smear of poop on the table thing....omggggg, now im just thinking "greeeaaaatttttt she saw a dirty butthole, and prolly thinks im nasty"
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow lol while I've been preggers once I was sleeping and I must have farted really really loud cause my bf (who I never fart in front of!) woke me up and asked if I needed to go potty. I got really embarrassed and cried
A few weeks ago I was playing with my 6 year old daughter when she looked at my chest and said, "mommy, did you spill on yourself?" I looked down to see I was leaking colostrum through my shirt and bra! I told her no. Her eyes got wide and she said, "Is that BOOBY MILK?" I said yes and got up to change. She was so excited she went around telling EVERYONE "mommy has booby milk and I got to see it!" SMH...
hahahaha omggg!!! i think i would have peed myself A LOT too if i ever saw my bf do that!! too funny!!!
My bf jumped in a puddle that was alot deeper than he thought it was... ended up to his knees, i laughed so much that i wet myself... not just a little either!! I was soooo embarrassed
I bet it was embarrassing I would be to.. Lol I think my 2 year old is funny every time me and her dad farts she waves her hand and says stinky it's the funniest thing ever
Haha men act like they dnt fart i dnt care if i fart infront of him e calls me a dirty ***** n laughs wen e foes smelly ones which make me wanna throw up
You girls just made my day.. I laughed my butt off reading this one.. I was scared at first to fart in from of my hubby too but not anymore we have 3 kids together I don't care if he looks at me funny or laughs at me anymore..
I think the most embarrassing thing was I was at work and outside on a break talking to my hubby on his lunch I thought I was the only person outside so I let one rip! It was loud and I swear lasted a whole min haha (my hubby could here it on the other end of the phone) I heard someone snicker when I turned around my boss (who is kinda cute) was standing behind me he didn't say a word and turned around and walked away now when I pass him in the hall I run into a room I just can't face him haha
Lol I accidently let one go in front of hubby the other night. I've never knowingly done that in front of him and it was too loud to ignore lol he just raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly and I couldn't stop laughing. I went and hid for 15 minutes until I could face him again. I came back out and we pretended nothing happened lol I don't care that much tho because I hear him do it all the time. He tries not to tho. But he does it more than I do so lol whatever right
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