Trying Pineapple to induce....

[BTS1022]

Hubby is on his way to the grocery store for 2 nice ripe fresh pineapples. I have tried every other *safe* ways to induce here at home. I tried walking, lots of sex, swining on swings, walking up and down hills, walking 1 foot on the curb, accupressure, nipple stimulation, relaxation, eggplant parmesean, red raspberry leaf tea, and more walking and sex. lol

I refuse to use castor oil, cohosh herbs, and evening primrose oil, pretty much any herbal stuff since I have no idea what effects it can have on me or baby.

So I am going to eat my fresh pineapples and take a nice warm bath to relax and see if it does anything. If it doesn't then I guess im doomed lol.

[BTS1022]

Haven't had the pineapple yet either, hubby cant find his wallet lol

[mj_mommy_manda]

lol well if it worked for her!! maybe it will work for you!! good luck with the pineapple and if that doesn't work you better find the lotion so hubby can massage your feet.. and have him pick you up some pumpkin soup too (whatever that is) sounds nasty.. lol

[BTS1022]

lol I wont eat or drink anything with the word pumpkin in it. And as far as the massage goes, I heard it could take a while and hubby wimps out on massages, that and he rubs like a girl lmao not hard enough lol

So now hubby is going with a friend who has cash to buy the pineapple. Hubby doesn't want me giving birth because he LOVES the constant 2-3 time a day BD'ing lol. Oh well he doesn't have to share his womb with anyone else, so he can deal lol

[mj_mommy_manda]

I agree with you about the pumpkin.. The other day I was going through culvers and noticed that they have some pumpkin shake or something and I was thinking about getting it.. then I was like wtf am I thinking? I dont even like pumpkin. lol

I hear ya about the massages.. You'd think being 8 months pregnant I would be the one getting the back massages.. nope..

and I dont even like Bd'ing anymore lol so your hubby is lucky.. I can actually bribe Travis with sex. (sad I know) Its just no fun.. He wont go on top cuz hes afraid of squishing the baby, I feel like a fat hippo going doggy, and sideways *****.. so looks like its me on top and even then it ***** because my stomach is too big.. so I just have stopped alltogether.. lol that was probably TMI but whatever.

[betty12]

lol this is too funny ive been wanting to bd so bad cuz i want this baby out also and hubby is so scared to hurt me we havent bd for a while cuz im usually not wanting to but latley i have but he wont,cuz i want to pop already.lol so im begging hahaha even as uncomfortable as it is at the moment.


but i haven tried tea or anything weird cuz im so scared i dont make since i want the baby out but im still scared to drink tea ive hear apple tea works really good better then the rasberry tea. ill try both. but im worried that its to early iam 37wks but it might be way to early what do you think BTS??? i think im gonna go for a walk while drinking tea and then come back do some squats or something eat pinnaple take a bath have dh rub feet and then beg him to bd.lol

[BTS1022]

lol Im the type of person that nothing is TMI with me so it doesnt bother me, I know the sex situation, I infact am NEVER in the mood but im doing it to try and pop this baby out. Sex is boring now, the only way we can do it is spooning lol. I can't be on top cuz it squishes the belly and hubby doesnt like feeling the baby move during sex, freaks him out lol. He wont be on top because he is scared he is going to slip and fall on me, and my a$$ has gotten so huge that I refuse 100% to bend over in any situation in front of hubby lol.

I ate my 2 pounds of pineapple, and so far all I have is an upset tummy and a headache lol. I don't think I ever want to see another pineapple in my entire life lol

I guess I am officially DOOMED! oh well on the brighter side...my cat just caught a fly lol