You know your pregnant when..

[Morrisfamily2012]

You cry while watching dirty dancing.

No joke. (: I know these come up all the time, but it's still fun.

[happyfeet88]

I wtchd "knocked up" an cried, and when u throw ur bf wth the waterjug at 3am in the mrnin cos hs faceclthe is wet bt in ur mind he ws cheatin on u... (It mde sense at the time)

[TxMamma]

My husband and I cannot sleep face to face bc his breath smells like herbs/spices. I notice it a lot when pregnant. I can smell it when he breathes out of his nose. I tell him to wash the insides of his nostrils but her wont. He gets a swift shove if he breathes on me at night.

[parkersmommy]

When someone is talking to you and ask you something and you're to distracted by the child thast must hate you kicking you repeatedly in the rib cage to answer and she stops and the person in still standing there, looking at you waiting for a response, and you have to make them repeat the question lol happened to me today. Also when I was pregnant with my son I went with a friend to see hellboy 2 at the movie theater and cried twice lol. And with both of my pregnancys my husband makes this noise in his sleep like a dog licking peanut butter off the roof of it's mouth and when I'm not pregnant it doesn't really bother me that much but when I'm pregnant it makes me want to stab him in the face

[Morrisfamily2012]

Omg. I want to choke my bh half the time and he'll just be sitting beside me. Lol. I get the heartburn water thing too. Factorymomma I think i'm gonna miss you when you have you baby girl in a couple of days. You crack me up. ;)

[mrscude2010]

You cry at your little 8 year old sister's school play because you thought she did so good

[carebearmomma]

When you spend hours & hours cleaning because everything looks dirty and you find a specific spot for everything. Then you go to leave and get so mad because you can't find your sunglasses, then you realize while sitting a stop light that they are on top of your head.