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you know your prego when...

I need a laugh, so ladies share your funniest pregnancy moments:) mine would have to be the gas, i accidently farted inferring of my husband and he cracked up so hard he farted. We sat for almost a hour laughing together
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My funniest moments so far have been when I started crying cause I couldn't open a bag of chips, having to stand criss cross for like 5 min in the middle of Walmart cause I had the sneezes, and going absolutely crazy on my hubby because he wasnt stirring up his spaghetti before eating it then crying my eyes out cause I felt horrible for yelling at him lol
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3979644 tn?1354438446
You know your pregnant when your thwarted one begging for sex. ..or trying not to pee yourself while vomiting. ...or pigging out on whipped cream...
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You know you're pregnant when you cant fit into your clothes, especially your bras lol
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3105573 tn?1355979465
this is my fav post ever! Love it! u knw  you are prego when it becomes harder to shave your legs.
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You know your pregnant when you go to unzip your pants because they feel so constricting and realize they're already unzipped.
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I am still having fatigue issues so I can totally relate to the pain of having to go anywhere.
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2109562 tn?1347253848
Cindi omg yes!!!! i also have to agree with peeing yourself i do it everyday lol and not being able to pick something up off the floorboard of your car lol. You know your SUPER pregnant when going anywhere is a chore and just plain exhausting lol. I hate going places these days. ):
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You know your prego when your husband begs you for sex.
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Lmao! Crstl
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When u and hubby are trying to have sex and u have to stop and laugh cause the baby is kicking your hubby in the head and chest...differant positions...
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You know your pregnant when you go pee think your done so you get up and pee runs down your leg
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You know you're pregnant when your hormones are making your mood shiftier than Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde making your rants sound like the Mad Hatter xD
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4254325 tn?1355663975
When you yell at your hub and cry within 5 min cuz you yelled and now you have a headache.
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When you cry and get mad cause you drop something on the floor in the car and you can't bend over to pick it up till you get out of the car! >_< lmao
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3178444 tn?1348441829
You know you're pregnant when you no longer recognize your vagina
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When your too sore to cook so take out is always abetter option lol
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When you lean out of the car to vomit (peak hour traffic, 4 lanes of cars)...
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4029710 tn?1349316380
When you dream about dinner
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When u forget what ur saying in the middle of the sentence...oh wait is that just pregnancy???
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You know you're pregnant when you come home and realize that you never zipped your pants up before going out. (happened to me yesterday!)
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2087711 tn?1354908175
You cry or get angry when you spill or drop food on the floor!!  
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When you sneeze or cough, and end up peeing yourseld.
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When you re eating dinner and already planning in your mind the next days dinner.
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U kno u r prego when u snap on nice people
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