My girlfriend lying about being pregnant

[hernad]

Hi, this feels kind-of like a childish question, but its eating me up so i would love your help in this matter please. I have recently met this girl and am very attracted to her despite the fact that she has some serious personality disorder issues and keep making up stories. She is attention seeking to an abnormal level.  I have pulled back from her recently but have not broken off the relatioship.  She has become very insecure and is claiming pregnancy. Now, i know 1st reaction is "shes lying you idoit!"   But just the fact of knowing it COULD be true is killing me. She said was on the pill but now I am wondering.  I am a genuine guy and she is quite a few years younger than me but I am very attracted to her.  

I am considering discreetely swabbing a pregnance test stick against the juices in her area!!! and then excusing myself to the bathroom. I need to know if the hormone is present in the juices produced down below!  I know this sounds mad but I have tried all other avenues to get a positive or negative result. She is wrecking my head!!  I know you all will advise that i should run away from her quickly but the truth is that I am quite lonely and find her ery beautiful in many ways.

[GRose]

I just want to wish you congratulations in advance, since I am sure you are going to get the news that you are a daddy within a couple months :)

[hernad]

u r all very bad girls but i am getting the drift. vsentz and mami - i know what u r thinking but she seems to want it much too often to just be on a "get it over with trip"  I can see my nievity here and to be honest, i am quite able to laugh at myself and I am very amused by ur amusment if u no what i mean! anyway, i have just booked us on a sun trip to tenerife.  involvement and connection are strange beasts. BAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!!

[GRose]

If you gave me a bottle to pee in I would end up peeing all over the car, especially after a few beers. lol

[teko]

Take her out and get her drinking beer. Then get in the car and go for a long ride and then when she has to pee, give her a beer bottle. :) I agree with Rock on this one. You are had either way.

[jenstam]

Haha...mami, vsentz, we are on the same page! Quit playing and get right down to it! It's over quicker and I can get a better nights sleep. LOL...we are MOMS too! ;)

hernad, you seem very naive to women. Especially women with motives like the one you are involved in. I do not see a good ending to this game you are both playing with each other. You're both using each other for something you are lacking and I think in her case it's a baby and money. Again, good luck!

[kjbutcher]

And I thought it was the girl that was a bit out of her mind.  it sounds like the two of you are a perfect match!  You sure wont be lonely when a baby arrives.  she may not be pregnant now, but she will be!  Next time---meaning next month...go buy a bunch of baby clothes.  If you have money, use it against her...do the whole babys room!  Have fun with it!