A Funny 4 All

I saw this at Kaiser yesterday and wanted to post for everyone who needed to smile today.

Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors



Discharge status: alive but without permission.



The patient has been depressed ever since
she began seeing me in 1983.



The patient refused an autopsy.



The patient has no past history of suicides.



Patient has left his white blood cells
at another hospital.



Between you and me, we ought to be able
to get this lady pregnant.



She is numb from her toes down.



Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.



Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband,
I thought you would like to work her up.



Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.



Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.



Both breasts are equal and reactive
to light and accommodation.

[wait2long]

omigod, thats a damn riot...thanks for the laugh....LOL!!!!!

[avisg]

LMAO  thank you I so need that I however was trying to drink coke while reading and did well up too "The patient refused an autopsy." that when it came out my nose thank you the timeing could not have been better .
Avis

[bettie1976]

glad you enjoyed! now IM cracking up! coke out the nose! better than in the nose!