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Actually said in a courtroom.
These were actually said by a lawyer or witness etc.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A : July fifteenth.
Q: What year.
A: Every year.
Q; This myesthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you have forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one who is living with yoy?
A: Thirty eight or thirtyfive, I can't remember which.
Q: How laong has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500
Q: Now doctor,Isn't it true that whan a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q:How far apart wre the vehicles at the time of the accident?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: How many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies were performed on dead people.
Q" Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. dDennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
A: No,
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q" Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you performed the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be sure doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Q: But could the patient have been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A : July fifteenth.
Q: What year.
A: Every year.
Q; This myesthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you have forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one who is living with yoy?
A: Thirty eight or thirtyfive, I can't remember which.
Q: How laong has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500
Q: Now doctor,Isn't it true that whan a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q:How far apart wre the vehicles at the time of the accident?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: How many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies were performed on dead people.
Q" Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. dDennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
A: No,
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q" Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you performed the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be sure doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Q: But could the patient have been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
funny enough, I have actually seen similar questions asked in the courtroom. I was not a defendant, nor an attorney. I just wanted to bust out loud, but couldn't....Thanks for the humor!
I'm an old man who has learned that the saying,"Laughter is the best medicine,"holds true.
Awesome. I could see these questions being answered by a distraught witness,
but a lawyer? I wouldn't want that lawyer on my side.LOL.
but a lawyer? I wouldn't want that lawyer on my side.LOL.
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