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Sweaty big boy panties (DD’s do that to me): Day 10

Sweaty big boy panties (Double D’s do that to me):  Day 10

First I want to say that I was very down this afternoon and evening.  I’m really missing my best friend and wife of almost nine years.  I wasn’t planning on writing anything tonight but decided to motivate and celebrate my 10th day with all of you. (there might have been some subtle hints that a few of you, for some reason, like the daily panties story. (for the record you all have a problem too) Today was an up and downer.  I really didn’t want to work today but sucked it up (like the hooker in church does) and went in.  VERY good move.  Had the pleasure of taking a group of students with disabilities to the Y.  I help them with their workout routines and support them when needed.  Little did they know that they were the ones supporting me today?  We did circuits, cardio and light machine work.  While the students were eating lunch I snuck in a full upper body workout (haven’t done in years).  At this point I realize that I haven’t really looked at myself in the mirror in a long time.  I thought to myself, while pumping a massive 15 pound weight, Hot diggity, I look fu*cking awesome in these panties. The color really makes my eyes pop.  (I’m pretty sure the old lady next to me was a mind reader though and started looking at me very curiously).   At this point the panties were now getting a little sweaty (or moist if you prefer) and I got a little worked up for a second.  Double D’s and moist panties, VERY dangerous combination for this kid.  Well the lady next to me really did keep checking me out (or she could have wanted the 15lb weights).  I began to get nervous that I was going to have to hook her back up to her oxygen machine because she got really out of breath for a second.  I think she borrowed some depends from one of you because she was looking pretty padded, “down there”, but magically padded none the less.   I know you are all thinking, Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece;  why would this man look at this old lady, “down there”.  First off she decided to do leg lifts right in front of me and her spandex really accented her lines (no not her wrinkles, no not her ripped body, yes the lines of the depends.  I am pretty sure I came up with the conclusion that she had magic depends and only checked me out because she is old, been there and done that and can sniff out magic panties anywhere.  Maybe she was the original Kernel sanders of magic panties?   She finally picked up her oxygen machine and rolled it down to the bikes.  I was a little sad to see her go.  Man, I just now thought I should have gotten her number so I could snag her super padded magic panties for when I get older.  Sh&t I am just not on my A game these days.  The big boy panties were telling me to do something after work.  My depressed mind was saying F-that sh*t, go home and sit on the couch.  You all need to know I have a kick a*s couch and it was VERY tempting but the big boy panties rocked it once again.  I went to play hockey again tonight.  Now for those of you who know anything about hockey you know that goalies are a little off their rocker.  I am normally a forward and play center.  Tonight I played goalie.  I was like, I have magic panties, no one will score on these mo-fu*king panties, ever.  So I strapped the pads on and slip the big boy panties over the top of my gear and hit the ice.  I was on fire the first ½ of the game.  The very first shot I saved was right in the panties.  Amazingly enough, my ding **** didn’t feel a thing (that could be because of its embarrassingly small size, I prefer to think it was the panties protecting me).  For those of you curious, the figure skaters were even more excited with the panties performance tonight.  Ended up winning the game, did let a few in, but a stellar performance none the less.  When the puck was in the other zone and I had a break from the action, I heard the nonexistent crowd yelling “panties, panties, panties”, ra-ra-ra style and thought of ALL of you:) Good sh*t I tell ya.  My brain is something weird sometimes:) Finished up the game totally exhausted and ready for some food.  My amazing parents saved me a plate so I hit up their house like a college kids on Christmas break.  Food, drinks, laundry, etc.  Now I am home and feel so much better.  As I write, I think of all of you and your stories.  Please know that everyday really is a struggle for me.  It no fricking Sunshine on my Shoulders, john F’ng Denver, in my mind all the time.  Being active REALLY does help with this pain and emotional sh^t we are going through each and every day.  Like sweat in your panties active.  Push yourself enough and you can almost feel like you took a PK.  For all of you ahead of me, **** off (just kidding, I’m so proud of you), for those of you behind me, get your own flipping panties for crying out loud.  For those of you on day 1 have the faith.  Much love AND much respect to you all.  This day 10 machine is taking a hot tub now.  Oh ya one more thing.  This question could be coming from all the panties talk and/or the double D’s but is anyone else overly horny?  I am seriously horny.  Could be because my wife is gone and I haven’t gone more than a week in 12 years w/o out some kind of action, but I really do think this should be a thread of topic in the future.  Maybe it can be titled; Magic Panties, do they make you, horny; baby (Think Austin Powers).  Love you all.  Have a great weekend!  
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You are so brave and so funny and I am very proud of you!  Each day will get better. Focus on one goal at a time, right now that's being clean. Get some rest today so u can keep fighting.  You will feel better soon. When you do,  the separation will come into better focus.  Better you're away from her now if she is still using. Keep the magic panties hiked up and yes the horny thing is part of your numbed up body waking up! You know what to do! Release those endorphins! It won't be like this forever! Stay up,keep cracking yourself (and us) up and things will get better.  Thanks again.

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5429734 tn?1379741413
Oh my goodness!! Lmao!!! You are too funny! You are doing great i know how hard it is but be proud of yourself because you are seriously kicking some booty!  I thought you figured the horniness out on your other post? The blow up doll!! Ha ha ha congratulations on your double digits!!
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DAY 10 IS HUGE BE PROUD!! KEEP IT UP!! woohoo
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6387282 tn?1381286222
Thank you!  Now to figure out what to do with the horniness:)
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5904477 tn?1390245415
LMAO - Been waiting for my laugh of the day!  So glad you enjoy my panties and double D's!  You are kicking butt with this!  No it isnt all sunshine and roses but a great attitude and humor is half the battle!  I think the horniness comes from quitting the pills!  You have numbed your body and now it is waking up!  Great job at double D's!  Hope you have an awesome weekend!
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6109773 tn?1381071043
Haha! A hooker in church. Soo funny! I'm going to use that line. Congrats on day 10!
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