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[stamp_30]

Hola buenas , estoy un poco intranquilo por haber recibido una felacion de una mujer sin preservativo durante menos de 1 minuto. Posibles cosecuencias de ETS

[GoofyDad]

"Hi, I'm a little uneasy about having received fellatio from a woman without a condom for less than 1 minute."

Hector, can you kindly reverse translate?

"That would make me uneasy too. When this happens to me I close my eyes and think about Pablo Sandoval running the bases in his jockstrap. That thought alone can make me last more that three minutes."

[HectorSF]

Translated roughly as...
"Hi, I'm a little uneasy about having received fellatio from a woman without a condom for less than 1 minute. Is it possible I have a STD."

La hepatitis C no es una ETS. Usted no va a ser infectados con el virus.
Las probabilidades de estar infectados con una ETS es muy baja.

CDC ETS website:
http://www.cdc.gov/std/spanish/default.htm

Enfermedades de transmisión sexual (ETS)

Enfermedades y afecciones
Clamidia
Enfermedad inflamatoria pélvica (EIP)
Gonorrea
Herpes genital
VIH y ETS
Sífilis
Tricomoniasis
Vaginosis bacteriana (VB)
Virus del papiloma humano (VPH)
Otras ETS

Lo siento mi espanol.
Como estar sano

Ciao
Hector

[Boobert]

That was good!!

[FlGuy]

We had corm on the cob for our traditional Memorial Day picnic, with leftovesr.  If I went for the refried beans I'd be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.

[GoofyDad]

I think you just turned down an order for pork tamales wih refried beans.  

[FlGuy]

I suppose it's another way to ask a frequent question that we see here.

In any language, "No"