Hate it when I blow those punch lines. Last line should read:
" Especially when I meet a vagina I want to know better"
Fish: JIMMY, you ignoring me?? Hate to tell you, I don't go away,,,, MANY have tried to ignore me..... never works.....
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Hmm. You sound like my ex. How did you find me here? Wonder if I can get a MH restraining order :)
I mean, really. What did you all expect from a colon cleansing thread and a toilet bowl thread in the same day? Too bad Goof's in Europe and CDM's is wherever. Guess the rest of us will have to do the heavy lifting.
Hey speak for yourself, my stach is alive and well these days.....positively neanderthalllllll
Current hubby has had a stache for decades, mostly to please me... his looks a lot better than mine...
Jim, I posted this once, but you may have missed it: couple of weeks ago my kids took the grandbabies for ice cream... and for some reason gave the two year old her own cone. On the way back, the 4 yo is saying mMMOOMMM its all over her,,,, MOMMMM, so they handed a wad of kleenex to the back seat... MMMOOOOMMMMM its everywhere.... "well is it anywhere you can't clean it up?"""" MMMMMOOOOOMMMMMMM its on her magenta............I thought it was vagenta, but I went straight to the mommys mouth... so to speak..
Also, I know you have an inquisitive scientific mind, and the wonders of earthmotherwomb.....leave you completely befuddled... I applaud you for trying to understand the mysteries...
next??
nevermind the roto-router story...what's this about- " Vagina's Stand up" ??...is that a comedy routine?... physical manifestation of hyper alert womens intuition??....You got my attention gal...
my guy in a boat is up sh!t creek with no paddle.....I think he's dead, gone from this world, will never rise again...........I believe the term is Magental atrophy......