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Did Robbie Spenker have a bad liver?
When I was a kid in Junior High (I guess they call it middle school now) I had to ride a long way to school on a bus. This was on the East Coast, where the winters were often bone chilling. The bus would stop along the way to pick up other kids, one of whom was Robbie Spenker. Usually, long before the bus started to fill, we kids would double up in our seats, to make sure Robbie didn
I started passing noxious fumes during tx. But that doesn't compare what I can accomplish post tx.
Never left the house without gas-X, but takes 45 min to kick in, and in the meantime the restaurants would clear out, the supermarkets would be empty, and I'll be the only one around.
Now I am seeing a gastro, and by gosh and gully, nothing but bad news is coming in...everything from Celiac, Divertivulitis, Crohn's, Inflammatory bowel disease... Lactose intolerance is still being tested.
I took myself off gluten, just to see...unbelievable, results in 24 hours, still passing gas a tiny bit, but no gas masks are needed.
Will no for sure in a couple of weeks.
Goofy, get tested at Promethius Lab.
Ina
Never left the house without gas-X, but takes 45 min to kick in, and in the meantime the restaurants would clear out, the supermarkets would be empty, and I'll be the only one around.
Now I am seeing a gastro, and by gosh and gully, nothing but bad news is coming in...everything from Celiac, Divertivulitis, Crohn's, Inflammatory bowel disease... Lactose intolerance is still being tested.
I took myself off gluten, just to see...unbelievable, results in 24 hours, still passing gas a tiny bit, but no gas masks are needed.
Will no for sure in a couple of weeks.
Goofy, get tested at Promethius Lab.
Ina
said.........Cage in lady will catch you later.
Like i haven't heard that before. Set by the phone and wait but they never call.
We don't see pops much anymore, had a family meeting without him and were thinkin he hit the lottery and is hiding from us.
Like i haven't heard that before. Set by the phone and wait but they never call.
We don't see pops much anymore, had a family meeting without him and were thinkin he hit the lottery and is hiding from us.
Naw, Pops has been sunnin himself by the yet unfinished, uncovered, held together w/patches and screws til next year pool...scratchin his head and awonderin if life might just be better w/a road trip to the Nevada desert in the pink caddy...you know, just for a little pool research and development.
When it comes to gettin the butt in gear, it may be time for one a them newfangled 'automatic' trannys for Pops. Actually gettin in gear isn't as much a problemo as keepin focused. Label on this juicy brain should say ...
'Made from 100% Too Much Juicin, Not Concentrated.'
So how goes life for the Milk Meister and how goes life for the Acadian Palladian???
Pops
When it comes to gettin the butt in gear, it may be time for one a them newfangled 'automatic' trannys for Pops. Actually gettin in gear isn't as much a problemo as keepin focused. Label on this juicy brain should say ...
'Made from 100% Too Much Juicin, Not Concentrated.'
So how goes life for the Milk Meister and how goes life for the Acadian Palladian???
Pops
Good to hear from you. I can always laugh and laugh when you around this forum.
STRATOR, have you seen him post lately. You know he has to race the strip too.
STRATOR LOOKING FOR STRATOR!!!!!!!!! How are things.
Cage in lady will catch you later.
Cajun
STRATOR, have you seen him post lately. You know he has to race the strip too.
STRATOR LOOKING FOR STRATOR!!!!!!!!! How are things.
Cage in lady will catch you later.
Cajun
I'm with Frijole on this...you eat sugars (gassy) and a lot of red meat (hard to digest) you end up causing that "exploding Zeppelin" effect you got on that Led Zep album in your digestive tract...
If it's merely cirrhosis that's causing this "odiferous" effect, then why are all the bathroom deoderizers I get no match for this 17-year old girl I take care of? And she's as healthy as a horse...
She's sent me and the dog leaping off the couch and out the door on more then one occasion...if she even 'tries' to blame the dog, Petunia gets this look on her face like "are you kidding me???" I make the kid eat really healthy here, so of course she goes out with her friends for candy, soda pop and Der Wienerschnitzel...
If it's merely cirrhosis that's causing this "odiferous" effect, then why are all the bathroom deoderizers I get no match for this 17-year old girl I take care of? And she's as healthy as a horse...
She's sent me and the dog leaping off the couch and out the door on more then one occasion...if she even 'tries' to blame the dog, Petunia gets this look on her face like "are you kidding me???" I make the kid eat really healthy here, so of course she goes out with her friends for candy, soda pop and Der Wienerschnitzel...
<a href="http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm">This stuff</a>?
<small>Oh, this is rich. A woman who names herself after a bean, offering Fart mitigation advice.</small>
<small>Oh, this is rich. A woman who names herself after a bean, offering Fart mitigation advice.</small>
The dirty little secret side - the ability to out-fart the dogs!
The GI issues were tolerable, but the creeping green funk was the kind that would stop people in their tracks. My teens were shocked first, then weighed in with a constant stream of dead animal jokes. My wife waould come into the room , then pause, then decide to go do something else first.
Its pretty much over now, but it was tough to hold onto some dignity while sitting in a noxious cloud of funk.
The GI issues were tolerable, but the creeping green funk was the kind that would stop people in their tracks. My teens were shocked first, then weighed in with a constant stream of dead animal jokes. My wife waould come into the room , then pause, then decide to go do something else first.
Its pretty much over now, but it was tough to hold onto some dignity while sitting in a noxious cloud of funk.
You and Robbie hve been eating way to many beans -- or is it beans mixed with sweets?
Colon cleansing time, goof. Ya know, one day with nothing to do I had on TV and there was an infomercial on colon cleansers. The man said look at the poops of your 6 year old. If yours weren't as big (circumference) as his, then your pipes looked like the SF sewer system... and needed cleaning. Ya know - the old roto rooter.
my gut reaction would be the foods you eat - not cirrhosis
Colon cleansing time, goof. Ya know, one day with nothing to do I had on TV and there was an infomercial on colon cleansers. The man said look at the poops of your 6 year old. If yours weren't as big (circumference) as his, then your pipes looked like the SF sewer system... and needed cleaning. Ya know - the old roto rooter.
my gut reaction would be the foods you eat - not cirrhosis
hey weird, this message posted and I wasn't done..anyway, been telling you for ages now that you need to eat a lot more veggies, less meat...and get this stuff!
http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=2602
I'd suggest that you put it in some aloe vera juice (and a little fruit juice for taste) mixed with water...I just take it once every day and it really works to clean the colon without that unhealthy diarreah effect....and any noxious odors you might be emanating will be greatly ameliorated...gaurantee it!
http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=2602
I'd suggest that you put it in some aloe vera juice (and a little fruit juice for taste) mixed with water...I just take it once every day and it really works to clean the colon without that unhealthy diarreah effect....and any noxious odors you might be emanating will be greatly ameliorated...gaurantee it!
Maybe he was this kind of farter.
Farts and laughs, while others cry.
Hope your teaching little goof these things. Schools just don't teach the important things in life anymore.
Note to self........ Stay out of nursing homes on taco day.
Farts and laughs, while others cry.
Hope your teaching little goof these things. Schools just don't teach the important things in life anymore.
Note to self........ Stay out of nursing homes on taco day.
By most 'normal' standards, I eat pretty healthy - I think. Virtually no red meat, and I try to restrict fowel and fish to one small portion a day. To tell yu the truth, the more green veggies I eat, the more I rip. The emissions do however have a wonderfully fowel and fishy quality to them.
It's really only occaisionally that I start sounding like the Alcatraz fog horn. I think I'll pay attention to the lactose comments and see if there's a pattern betwen the grande lattes and the funky fumes.
It's really only occaisionally that I start sounding like the Alcatraz fog horn. I think I'll pay attention to the lactose comments and see if there's a pattern betwen the grande lattes and the funky fumes.
Can-man: Always good to see you. Trust me, the little one is well in tune to the finer things in life. Farted right dead-on in my face while I was stretched out on the couch the other day.
Forseebusyhands: Have a look at today's quote if you haven't. Reminds me of my high school years. Yah know?
Forseebusyhands: Have a look at today's quote if you haven't. Reminds me of my high school years. Yah know?
How are you. Almost ready for that race down Vegas Strip. LOL
I promise I will arrive in my cage; swinging away. I am so waiting for this tx to be done with. I want to eat some really good cajun food, but with tx, I don't want to ruin what I remember. I will though, go crazy after this is over.
How are things your way, you know life etc.
Well almost time for me to go home, Can do MAM LOL LOL LOL
Just had to could not resist.
Cajun
I promise I will arrive in my cage; swinging away. I am so waiting for this tx to be done with. I want to eat some really good cajun food, but with tx, I don't want to ruin what I remember. I will though, go crazy after this is over.
How are things your way, you know life etc.
Well almost time for me to go home, Can do MAM LOL LOL LOL
Just had to could not resist.
Cajun
...sometimes mild allegies evidence only mild symptoms, like noxious fumes... (well, maybe your family won't agree on how 'mild' that symptoms is..) get some soy milk instead of the dairy on those lattes, see if that works...ever wonder why some Starbucks don't have bathrooms? cause there'd be constant lines reaching all the way around the block, perhaps that's your culprit right there...please do tell, we're waiting with baited breath!
Says........How are things your way, you know life etc.
Then Can do MAM, hey now things haven't shriveled that bad YET.
Waitin on pops to get his butt in gear.
Then Can do MAM, hey now things haven't shriveled that bad YET.
Waitin on pops to get his butt in gear.
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