Are you saying that blow up women are being discriminated against?
Harrumph.
I was thinking of your story 2018 when jm jm had become president.
Isn´t it a big risk that his blowup FirstLady also will run for presidensy in a couple of years?
.......I think he was more interested in her backyard then her front yard, if you know what I mean............
LMAO!
......now its time to go dear and get your butt back here
and bring a little controversial sunshine our way…
Great 'poem'....
You guys are killing me here! What a funny thread (minus the heat)!
LL
ROFLMAO!
We have some poets amongst us... Albeit a bit odd content... But poetry never-the-less...
*GRIN*
I do not think Chesterton would approve at all.
Toward all subjects scatological
Cheese is actually diabolical,
In spite of its suggestive odor
It tends to sit in the gut like a boulder.
A way back, Medhelp posted 'a quote of the day' upon accessing the forum. Eliminating those was one of the many changes over the the last year or so. The two quotes (Byron and Chesterson) were two of the quotes in the MH rotation. The oogling of the neighbor while she cut the grass was one of Goofy's tx pastimes. I think he was more interested in her backyard then her front yard, if you know what I mean.
"A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt. "
There is incredible truth in that.
You must be thinking of:
A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
or:
The grass is always greener when you're watching the neighbor cutting her lawn.
Suddenly cheese on my toast in the morning has been replaced with ...
Flaming syphilitic monkey entrails on toast.
That does NOT go well with nausea.
Thanks guys.
(And I thought MY brain was a scary place....!! :)
You are our sunshine, our forsee sunshine
you can make controversy each and every day
you'll never know dear, how much you’re missed here
until you come and post again some day.
So tell your grandpa happy birthday
and glad to see you have brighten his day
now its time to go dear and get your butt back here
and bring a little controversial sunshine our way…
LOL!
jasper
........I wonder if anyone sees the irony that this is probably the first controversial thread that Forseegood hasn't been a part of :) ...............
H*ll.... I was thinking that around post 50 and here it is post # 121 !!!
LL
"Sigh... Hands on Hips... Mommy face on... tap tap tap with the toes".
.......Oh Meki, you are so cute, funny-peace loving sweetie :)
I have not been on much at all, just saw this had 119 post !!!!!! And haven't read it all (exhausted-late) but will in AM. Saw some 'heat' above , but saw your 'time out, go to your corners ' post....can so picture you tapping the toes, hands on hip,lol.
Not to make light of whats happening up there-will read later, but YOU made me laugh :)
Couple good quotes up there too!
Sleep, must sleep...............LL
Dear Goofy Dad - thou dost be the cheesy one
Full of laughter and smelly fun
Should a monkey - ever to smear
A flaming cheese ball from it's rear
I wouldst know not how to act
And barely could contain my laugh
However thy mouth should taste or smell
The wondrous monkey poo - do e'r tell
How thou might ever see such a sight
Dear Goofy - you made me laugh tonight!
LOL.
Only a GoofyDad would truly know what 'smelt... like the bowels of a syphilitic monkey'.
Gotta trust you on that one... they do say Father knows best :D.
Dear cheese thou smelt so ripe and funky
Like the bowels of a syphilitic monkey
Once a proudly strong young lass
Now entrails hanging out his @ss
But cheese you are not so much like him
You're still firm and much in fighting trim
Delightful hue of fresh churned butter
And a nose of sewerage through yon gutter
Good pull!
Wasn't there another one about be kind to others for you may need them to change your bedpan one day? I may be taking poetic license here.....
Oh great cheese - how doth you taste
I cannot understand - how you've been equated with "AIRY-WASTE"
From smooth front teeth, gliding through for each bite
The cheese of love - it tastes so right
In colors of splendorous orange and yellow
In tastes that vary from sharp to mellow
In smells that scream of delicious delight
Oh great cheese --- my love of life!
There Zelly - wrote that one for you... LMAO!
love Chesterton! Love him!
"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
G.K. Chesterton
Profound - look at some of our recent presidents!
This is one of my absolute favourite Abe Lincoln quotes:
"To determine a man's character, give him power"
Doesn't relate to anything in this thread at all, other than quoting Abe Lincoln.. just happens to be one of my favourites.
"better to sink beneath the shock than to moulder piecemeal on the rock" - Lord Byron. Oldtimers will recognize it.
Hey.. it's hockey season!! How about them Penguins!!!