hilarious! sounds like an old boyfriend of mine...he wasn't an ex-pot dealer in Malibu was he? Blond hair, and a little dim?
my chem prof&neighbor got pulled over one nite for DWI-his nickname was six-pack jack,need i say more?-he was arrested and placed in backseat of patrol car..on the drive to the station,jack politely asked if he could smoke a cig.these being 'the good old days' the officier agreed ...now ol jack always rolled his own and had a pack at hand...he proceeded to light up... what became immediately obvious...a oops-joint.! the cop braked with all haste,cursing a blue streak ,while jack swallowed the burning evidence...all good intentions&amicable interactions came to an immediate end..jack's profuse apology& explanation fell on deaf ears and a hardened heart...jack's only reward was a ticket & a darn funny story at his expense..
one time we got pulled over in the "crazy eighties"....the cop opened the door, and all these Mickey's Big Mouths (anybody remember them? bottled beers with these huge tops on them) anyway, all these Mickey's went rolling out the door, doing plink plink plink broken glass sounds when they hit the street....
The cop stood there mystified...can you imagine? The cop had us get out of the car to search us....of course....and I palmed these Quaaludes in my hand, and pulled the lining of my pockets out (like in the movies) it worked!!!! This guy was driving us and was all messed up...we thought (though thinking had precious little to do with anything that night) that it would be okay if he drove us cause we were only blocks away from my house....I actually talked the cop into letting me drive home and not taking this idiot to jail...we didn't know he had all these bottles at his feet...man I'm glad I straightened out my act before I could of gotten into some real trouble, whew!!!!! sorry for sharing...lol....
great story! I've always thought New Years Eve was amateur night...ever get stuck in a car while youre going to a party? at the stroke of midnight! I hate that!!!!! Let's all have a much better new year...and mean it!
You have a way of telling a beautiful story about a bunch of stupid drunks...
Thanks and I'm glad that you enjoyed the read. I guess that I was at first amused at the antics and then started amusing myself starting to write about it.
My daughter scolded me a little about why I didn't call the police. I had thought about it while I watched the kids. First, I didn't think that they would show up; being midnight and New Years eve and all to a car sliding and getting stuck in a drift. I also noted that many people who tried to help remove the car appeared to be under the influence but the driver actually seemed to be within the range of OK. (although it was clearly impaired reasoning calling his friends to get him out of the predicament) Finally, the car never succeeded in getting much more than 60 feet from where it was first stuck. My assumption is that the car was a front wheel drive and that the drivers side front wheel either lost it's drive or had it's brake stuck. The car once freed was unable to drive anywhere and was towed away about 2:00 AM. I also feel a little ashamed that I did not involve myself in helping the kids free the car. My answer to that is that I try (that's "try" in italics) not to rescue people from their own foolishness. That's part of the learning process that I should not cheat them out of. Of course, then there is the even stickier issue of the journalist getting involved in "the story". I was torn but I maintained my detachment although had I been asked I probably would have helped them
My source of inspiration (and a little merriment, I admit) was the antics in trying to extricate the car. A few observations;
1) Decision making when you are in a panic or hurry is often compromised.
2) Being under the influence may compromise ones cognitive skills.
3) Youth and inexperience did not lend a hand in the process much
4) Having lots of power at your disposal does not always offset the prior 3 factors
5) When you combine all of the prior 4 factors..... it's a bad kocktail.
The origional damage may have been limited to a dented door panel and possibly the front wheel drive or braking issue. By the time the friends were done however I think there may have been damage to all sides of the car. The most amazing thing was seeing the telephone pole being used as a pivot point in the process. The car was rotated about 70 degrees in that process and had been turned close to 180 degrees and nudged on many corners before it left the first point where it had become stuck.
It reminded me of some scientific theorum that I'd read several years earlier about it something is inexplicably broken in your home...... your kids probably did it. : )
Another addage that applies here is that if the only tool in your toolbox is a hammer....... your solutions tend to involve hitting.
Happy New Year,
willy
We have an award here for the inept antics while struggling to control objects of mass in time and space. It is called the "Captain Physics" award. I think you described these worthy recipients well!
Hi , I also heard the fireworks from First Night,last night (I have been to it about 4x..) ...there's been a few of us around here lately.
I was in Portland...
welcome to here!!!
Pitter
Thanks for the laughter...and a reminder of the insanity that once was.
Happy New Year Willy.
I too, enjoy reading your posts.
y
i am v concerned with todays youths..inebriated or not-they appear clueless in regards vehicles,traction&physics...what's the world coming to.i ask ya?
I have to say as well that you are a good writer as I stayed with your story and felt I could see it all happening! Thanks for sharing and making a few others New Years day a little better... have a great one too!
Blessings
Scotty
Thanks for that! It made me smile after a horrible morning (don't know why I awoke so horribly depressed)
I had no such entertainment at midnight, was stuck in the bathroom giving back the evening meds when I heard the fireworks from "first night" and knew 2007 was behind me. I have great hopes for 2008, despite the inauspicious start.
Happy New Year and best wishes for SVR in 2008.
JD
funny story!! you should be a writer!!! you definately have a way of dancing with words!!!
Happy New Year!
pitter