We have a local Turkey Testicle Festival and people come from all over and drink beer and eat fried turkey testicles all weekend. That is the God's honest truth. I think a big ol' paper plate goes for about two bucks...maybe you should call them and see if they are interested...
Rocky Mountain Oysters are a hit in Montana, they have an annual Testicle Festival as well. Can't say as I have ever been, no need for exotic fare like that ever touching my delicate palate.
No you cannot sell your testicles, it is considered unethical and they would have no use for them scientifically speaking. Believe me, f we could sell my dh's I may consider it, he has been snipped anyway ; )
I almost spit my pop out! After reading all of the newmommy drama it was nice to read something funny. I can't imagine any man wanting to get rid of a testicle for any reason. I can already picture my husbands face when I tell him this one.
Where do you live in IL? My ex was a Harley man.....It is a pretty fun festival... How is your little one? A girl, right? Oh, I just saw her pic....So Sweet! Where is your town...not sure I have ever heard of it...
I thought "fer sher" you would think I was making it up....!!! LOL
I am about 20 minutes from the Turkey Testicle Festival!! South of Rockford!!
Your little one is adorable. I remember when she was born. You had a different name during your PG and then you changed it after or something like that, right? Anyway, what a cutie...you are VERY lucky!
Are you close enough that you are considered a 'burb? How big is your town and where do you go to "Target"!!??? That should give me a reference point...
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