IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

[teko]

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?



  

  

[teko]

LOL, I just avoid mirrors all together and have learned to smile real big so hopefully people wont notice the rest of me! lol

[suziet]

You are just to right.  I don't know whether to laugh or cover all my mirrors.

[Lonelymom]

This is hilarious!!! Red what a wonderful response!!

[stubby226]

I am with you.  If I can't be traded then I want an overhaul with a guareentee

[teko]

lOL! You guys are the best! Red!  You ! ROFLMAO!!!

[TrudieC]

Love it!  Yes, an overhaul is definitely needed.  Boy could I use some polishing!  Sure wish I could do a trade in.  Red, great response!

[redheadaussie]

Hee hee. Yes my step mother sent me the same thing.
I think for me I am overdue for a service. Been a long time since anyone checked my spark plugs. I think the duco is starting to fade a little too. I guess a re-spray might be in order.
I call myself a classic car. Hard to find parts, high maintainence, but worth the ride!

[teko]

LOL! No I did not write this, my sis sent it to me and I thought it was so cute, I just had to share it!

[dominosarah]

teko have you been spying on me!!!!!!!!!  LMAO

[peggy64]

This is hysterical! did you write this? its great.

[jollyman069]

they don't have enough cash for this old clunker....rofl