I just had to share this

[SassyLassie]

I just recieved this darling e-mail from a dear friend, I wanted to share; I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Susie

An Old Farmer's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
And bull-strong.

*Keep skunks and bankers at a
Distance.

*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
Than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a
Grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't Never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best
Answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
Older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't Bothering you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
Have to deal with, watches you from The mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
Lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
Easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
Influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.


God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one
another in some way. Look for Good in others.  
The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or
touched - they must be felt with the heart ~ Helen Keller  
  
  

[hope4thegoodstuff]

I enjoyed these too....and just so you know....skunks can spray a long ways and they can aim backwards...fairly accurately...don't ask.  

[joycekatherine]

Loved them all!!!  I collect quotes whenever I see one that really touches me or makes me laugh, I think I like these two the best, hope you don't mind if I take them for my collection?

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one
another in some way. Look for Good in others.  
The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or
touched - they must be felt with the heart ~ Helen Keller  

thanks Sassy!  ;)

[SassyLassie]

Awww, I am so glad you liked them. On the e-mail, there was a picture of an old farmer, leather like skin, sitting on his tractor, it really went with the words. I love things like this, and whenever I get them, I will gladly share here too as well.

Twehner, I sure try to, but, LOL, I slip up at times.

Hugs and have a great day.
Susie

[twehner5]

Good stuff, Susie.  I think you already go by these naturally, don't you?

[Lonelymom]

I loved these thank you!!

I like to see post that aren't all about fighting over something we obviously can't change!! Keep the good posts coming.

[margypops]

Oh sassy great stuff I am going to copy this out so many phrases I loved thank you so much...I am going to remember them all today especially on the Social   LOL