How about a little humor?

[crecco]

                The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands free speaker function.
     Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

     Man: "Hello"

     Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

     Man: "Yes."

     Woman: "I am shopping right now and found this beautiful leather coat. It is only $1000. Is it ok if I
buy it?"

      Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

     Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one that
I really liked."

     Man: "How much?"

     Woman: "$45,000."

     Man: "Ok, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

     Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $450,000"

     Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $400,000. They will probably take it. If not,
we can go the extra $50,000. It is really a pretty good price."

    Woman: "Ok. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    Man: "Bye! I love you too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,
mouths agape.....
     Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[mps58]

I can just see all the other guys diving for the phone to see whose it is!!!  Hee Hee Hee

[dustinsmom2004]

Thanks for the laugh, that was priceless. I always love a morning laugh.

[Sandymac]

Priceless..

[Jan214]

I love that one!!!   Yes, I am doing it right now!!!!

[TrudieC]

Love it!  Thanks for the laugh!

[msjazz]

That is funny, lol.

[silver&gold]

LOL , that was a good one Chris

[jlock]

That was a good one!!!  I did not see that punch line coming..lol..lol~~~~Joanne