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disha_preg

Ok i read this.. and its hilarious. Thought i shud share for all u girls therr too. We can have our downs a lot in pregnancy. Hope this brings a smile. It sure did for me

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disha_preg

Making a Baby.....
This is hilarious!
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with..'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away..'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs.  Smith  fainted

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FTJulyM

Oh wow lol

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OctoberBaby5

Lmao

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unmarked66

Lol that was so good ! I needed that laugh thanks!

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Huni_b

thats a really good one! thanks for sharing :-)

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aruth

Lmao! Love it!

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mrsonens

Haha I'm actually crying! Thanks

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mummainoz

Lol, thanks for the giggle :)

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3rdtime_mum

Lol good one

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CutieMommy2be

lol!

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badyas

This just made my morning!! Thank you

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ftm502

I needed that laugh.... thanks. Still lmao :-)

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thenewmrs_b

That's hilarious

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atemplin

That's just what I needed to start my day, thanks for sharing!

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disha_preg

One more:

Wife : U had lunch ?
Husband : ( in a fun mood ) U had lunch ?
Wife : I'm asking u.
Husband : I'm asking u.
Wife : R u copying me ?
Husband : R u copying me ?
Wife : Lets go shopping.
Husband : I had lunch.

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