An Italian boy's confession.

[Mangee]

This could only happen to an Italian kid.

An Italian boy's mother tells him that he has been very bad with Mrs. Boliana's daughter and that he had better go to church and confess his sins.

As he is leaving, she tells him that she will be talking to the Padre so he had better be sure that he goes to the church.

When he reaches the church he enters the confessional and says,'Bless me father for I have sinned,I have been with a loose girl.'

The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes it is Father.'

'And who is the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

Well Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.'

'Was it Maria Minetti?'

'I won't say.'

Was it Theresa Mazzarelli/'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Cappelli?'

'I'm sorry but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My two lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo then?'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for four months, now say ten Hail Mary's and go and try to behave yourself.

Joey walks outside where his friend Giovanni is waiting. ' What did you get?' Giovanni asks.

Joey replies with a broad grin'..... Four months vacation and five good leads!'

[sway1]

you always leave me smiling.  sway

[dominosarah]

Good one!!!!!