You know what they say? You come into this world wrinkled and crapping yourself and will go out the same way! God I hope not. I am probably older than anyone on this forum, so I know the first part is true already. Vanity disappears as we get older, I have also noticed! lol
So we arent supposed to keep those frisbees??? LOL Giz you are still a young whipper snapper!!!! I have decided to look at it like this.......just my induction into AARP. If you dont want to wear depends they do have Poise or Serenity!!! Much nicer names for the products!!!!
I feel you. But wait till you get 40, it really starts hurting everywhere.
You....a grumpy old fart? Hard to believe.lol
This is a pretty good way to put it
I didn't write it Loudon Wainwright III did
Here it goes:
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Son you look older than me and I'm 71
You're falling apart and not living right
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Loud, you've got to stop hanging out
With that olden crowd
Living's a battle and you're losing the fight
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Boy, your body is a temple, it's not a toy
Fill up this here paper cup and give it to the nurse
Don't spill it now
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Friend this should be the middle
But it could be the end
You better get better or else you're gonna get worse
Oh, I went to the doctor. Oh, I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Sir we got back the x-ray everything's a blur
It's all positive that's what every single test shows
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Kid it was something that you ate or drank
It's something that you did
And it's all in your head and
It's spreadin on down to your toes
Let's spread it around a little bit now
Oh, I went to the doctor. Everybody does
Oh, I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Please get on down to the drug store
And pick up some of these
After that get on home and get into your bed
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
Shucks that's just about all, you owe me 300 bucks
And you can call me in the morning
That is if you're not dead
2, 3, 4... Oh, I went to the doctor.
I was checkin up on you. Oh, I went to the doctor
You lose. I am 82 and no doubt hold the distinction of being the ancient here.
What the heck is poise and serenity MP, lol. I just saw you are 82 Mangee and from winnipeg. How is your weather there right now, we are getting hit with some warm temperatures right now, it always comes from the west. I am in Ontario.
I am 50 and feel every ache and pain that goes along with it...I rmember my Mom saying don't wish your life away, enjoy your young life...now I have 3 grown kids and 7 grandkids and would love to go back to be a 20 year old....thanks gizzy for making me feel so old. lmfao you are still young enjoy your life!!!! go chase some girls!!!!!
Well hey Mangee! Good to meet you! It is 81 and sunny here in southwest fla! I moved here cause my aching bones cannot handle winters up North! I feel for all of you in the cold!
Gizzy, they are adult diapers! LOL
LMAO! What a name for diapers, that is too funny. Ok so is anyone here poised and full of serenity.
I am still laughing, with a name like that i have changed my mind on pulling the plug.
LOL!!! Yep when you are young and you get something delivered in plain brown paper it is either porno or a sex aid. When you are old, and you get that plain wrapping it is usually poise, depend and serenity! And you thought it was embarrassing buying tampax!
LMAO!!!!
They have free samples on their website giz.....try them on and see which one you like the best!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tried to do a belly flop in the pool and I swear it didn't feel like I jumped off the back of a truck onto the concrete......25 years ago.......ouch!
NeverDoingABellyflopAgainNauty.........!
Can you tell I am bored this evening? Ok i looked, LOL. I see tranquility overnight diapers for 22.95 and beside it they are selling fresh again oder spray haha. Hey MP, put on your diapers and and we can squirt you with the spray after you make a doo doo.
scaredmom- i dont think you need to encourage gizzy to "go chase some girls" lmao!
as for getting old- dont even get me started on complaining about everything that ails my old assed*body lol
I'm 58 and I have no idea how I got here. Seems like just yesterday I was with my buddies during the summer, playing softball all day long..going in for dinner, and playing til it got dark..got older, married at 25 and and had a son from my then wife's previous relationship..life seemed to simple...then we had a son of our own, move to Colorado where life was perfect...why I ever left there I'll never know...another son was born and I was transferred to Phoenix for a year, then back to Colorado for a couple years...at this point my dad died, my grandmother died my youngest son had some medical problems but made it OK, and I was transferred to New England...oldest stepson started giving us grief and it got to where we devoted more energy to him than we did to our marriage...I had an affair, so did my wife...we divorced...I was single for 10 years..remarried an inherited 3 step kids now 25, 23 and 20...and 2 months ago lost my youngest son...and I sit here and wonder what happened to those days of playing baseball all day til it got dark..and listen to my surviving son trying to convince me to move to Georgia...where I want to spend what's left of my life....and now I have to convince my wife...it would kill my youngst daughter who has plenty of her own issues...
I don't know where I'm going with this...except...where has 58 years gone...seems like only yesterday
Jim
I'm 46 and somedays feel like I'm 80 - but inside I feel so young! LOL!!!! Good post, as usual, Gizz!
I side stepped the getting older.thing I married a drop dead hot blooded Italian. He keeps me on my toes and other more interesting positions. He is 11 years younger than me. Hey .it..works for me.I love kicking it on the Harley
Good for you!!............but I will say some of those "more interesting positions" get harded to pull off! I guess I need to step up my workouts and flexibility, huh??
I want a Harley!!! You go girl, lol:)
ok im so not old....only 25....but i feel like im 60.....i look at my son and im like just slow down a lil bit.....i cant keep up!!! lmao!!! but i AM NOT OLD and dont wanna get any OLDER.....but i no its cumin...i feel it cumin!!!
I hope when I get older (48 now) I am so insane that even if I'm crapping myself in the street I'll see myself sporting a top hat and dancing shoes.
Us Minnesota people really have class dont we!!!!! LOL