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Sneezing & Opiates & Encouragement for my fellow addicts.....

The following is A Public Service Announcement & not a shout-out.....lol

You know how many of us addicts sneeze like the devil during acute withdrawals and then sometimes even longer? Until it seems like forever?
My forever finally ended a few days short of 2 months. Toby hasn't sneezed for 2 days and he's damn proud of it! I seriously thought I wrecked my perfect Greco-Roman schnozz (And I'm Irish?) by abusing oxy's. And I never even snorted the damn things. My wife told me I sneezed in my sleep. I sneezed when I was awake. I sneezed when I went fishing and I don't even fish. I sneezed when I took the trash out. I sneezed when I fed the cat. I sneezed when I watched Mary Poppins re-runs. I sneezed when I.....you get the picture.

It's a Brave New World and I'm going to stop and try to smell the roses. YIPPEE OH KI EYE AYE!!!!!!!!!
For all those opiate SNEEZERS out there.............The end is near, trust me.
It's a Brave New World and I'm going to stop and try to smell the roses again. YIPPEE OH KI EYE AYE!!!!!!!!!
YIPPEE OH KI EYE AYE!!!!!!!!!
One-by-One all those lousy side effects of a 3 year oxy addiction are getting Zapped!
[CHORUS]
YIPPEE OH KI EYE AYE!!!!!!!!!

------Now if I could only get rid of this annoying Medhelp Pop-up ad. That thing is like a mosquito. lol!

Toby
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617347 tn?1331293081
it is an sneezing ad that goes with you :)
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Dang!
Sneezing has been moved to the Social Addiction Forum. I suppose sneezing is considered to be a 2nd rate withdrawal symptom.
And the blasted POP-UP ad has followed along....lol
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...I've never had to use pepper.

Thanks for the laughs Toby!   Humor is ( almost ) everything!!
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1416133 tn?1351123217
And g-d bless you (save that one!) and goodnight to you too sis.  Talk to you tomorrow. :)
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GIRL POWER  LOL!!!!  So glad to know I am not alone on this!!!!!!

                                                                                              Mag
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You  CRACK ME UP!!!!! I to bought so many  things online in my drug days, oh the clothes I will probably find. I so dread it but it is time for me to clean from the inside out, Everything is SO cluttered, I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!  I can't wait until I feel like you because you are my biggest inspiration. I know you get me and I get you, you are MY SISTER!!!! Well still have yet to get my cheese crackers, when I get on here I find it hard to get off. Well have a great night and I will post after I clean one closet tomorrow oh by the way Aaaaaaaacho!!!!!! Good Night My friend

                                                                              Love Mag
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I'm I the only guy addict that suffered from severe sneezing during withdrawal?
This topic has been inundated with sneezing chick addicts. Which is cool but................

What's up with that???!
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1416133 tn?1351123217
Hey sis,

You definitely have a good plan; getting something done every day.  That will make things easier and it won't feel so overwhelming.

And closets?  Don't get me started on closets!!!! lol  Mine were a nightmare.  Now I can actually see what I have in there.  Of course, imagine my bewilderment as I stared at all the things I bought when high on drugs, all the things I will never need and probably never have a use for (ha)... they went out with the other ridiculous things I accumulateed in my drug fog.  Yes, you will find it very cleansing.  And its so nice to wake up the next day and see what you accomplished the day before.  I don't usually appreciate it immediately after, it takes me a day for it to sink in, but then you see it again and think "yes!  done!"  I know it will be like that for you too!

And oh yeah, Yoohoo the holidays are over!!  Sorry, I shouldn't say it like that.  It was a nice holiday, but the pressure is FINALLY off.  Finally.  So let's celebrate that too, what do ya say?  Of course, we still have the family party this Sun., but I'm not going to stress over it.  We've pretty much got everything ready anyway since it was supposed to be yesterday, so we should be good (I say this while mentally crossing my fingers).

Glad to hear hubby is helping out.  Yummy, cheese crackers.  Now I want a snack!  p.s. and here's a "bless you" since you probably sneezed recently and i didn't hear it... LOL
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vicki,
We guys use black pepper when we have to fake it. So beware! LOL!

And Mag......Telling people that you sneeze because you're an opiate addict is probably not a very good idea. But I admire your honesty. [wink]
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I know you're a guy!!   LMAO    But,guys fake it????   Really???   That's cold!!    LOL

(By the way...they can't fake it very well...I read that somewhere...Ha!)
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Just wanted to say hi and I hope you are having a good night. I feel SOOO good at night, compared to the daysLOL!!!!!  Took Christmas stuff down and Lord tomorrow I start with the bedroom closet, not looking forward to it!! Getting house ready to sell, I am going to do one thing every day, so that at the end of the month it should all be done, yet not be overwhelming. Girl when I open my closet it is a nightmare, yet my counters are sparklingLOL!!!!!  I think it will be very cleansing when it is over with but still not looking forward to it. So many closets to clean, hubby is helping also, he is doing so good, I sure am grateful for that. I am also grateful to you to!!! Going for a snack I think cheese crackers!!! Hope to hear from you soon

                                                          Much Love Mag
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1416133 tn?1351123217
Aaaaaaaaachoo!!!!!!!  :) p.s. thx for the smile
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I wondered about the sneezing, I am one month without opiates and I still sneeze a lot. I have people say to me ALLERGIES?!!!!  I want to just say no I am withdrawing from opiates so don"t worry you won't catch It!!!!!  Alot more goes into staying clean than I thought, but I am grateful to be pill free. Thanks for a laugh, will think of you the next time I sneeze!!!! It will be shortlyLOL!!!!!!          

                                 Mag
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vicki..........
Only during orgasm.  lol!
Makes it hard to fake it. And I'm a guy.
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Toby---I'm on the floor laughing!!   When the humor returns...we're definitely on the right track!!

Sneezing during sex??   That's even funnier...LMAO!!
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