Two very hot girls come to you at a mall parking lot while you are packing stuff in the trunk of the car.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts.
It is almost impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip. They say,"No," and ask you for a ride to Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way they start undressing . Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 10th, 11th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 28th
Also June 3rd, 9th, 12th, twice on the 14th, 16th, 23rd, 28th and three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale, $I.99 each.