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The Social Side

Several years ago we had this part rockin' - - lots of lighthearted fun and games. The kind that we all need occcasionally.  Most of the "old timers" have gone about life - but I and several other multiple year folks are still around. And any help from newcomers is quite welcome and necessary for both of us.  i am still clean but I still need the tips and friendship that I find here.

So heerr is a joke for today

The farmer is in his backyard working on a tractor when the Game Warden pulls into the drive. The Game Warden tells the farmer that he is there to investigate reports of poaching on the farmers land. The farmer says "Okay - you can go anywhere but the south pasture" - - the Game Warden assumes a posture and he shows the farmer his badge and credentials. While doing this the Game Warden says this badge tells me that I can go anywhere that I want to. And the Game Warden takes off for the South pasture. The Game Warden is about half way across the pasrture when he notices tha huge old angry bull. The bull chartges and the Game Warden takes off running for his life. From the pasture fence at the side the Game Warden sees the farmer and the farmer is yelling, "This is the part that I love. Show HIM your badge!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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I am home now and "O-less!!!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
To pull anything the drs will only laugh when you tell them how you did it. Have a good nite.
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495284 tn?1333894042
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LMAO!!

I am headed to work so will be back later tonight......Happy Big O'g!!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
I'd be interstested to know that that comes out.
Keep us posted sara LOL.
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Well - - at least I am totally new to femaledom!!   And keep it up sara ..... I am curous whether you make it before you blow yourself up trying for that huge sneeze!
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1692167 tn?1327539457
Rock on! Good times! I think you would be a blast to hang out with (even tho your a female)
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