Two nuns were ordered by the Mother Superior to paint a room but not to get a drop of paint on their habits. They thought out the situation and decided they would paint in the nude as no one was around. They were well into the task when there came a knock on the door. Who is it they asked. It is Eric the blind man. Oh they said you can come in. Eric went in and after staring asked "Where would you like the blinds."
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two men were fixing up a store as a retail establishment. Along came a Newfie, looked in and asked "What are ;you selling here." " We are selling a--holes "One of the smart aleck business men replied. The Newfie then said "You must be doing good, I see you only have two left"
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