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Time to open the cafe once more!!!!!

Man, smells like a old sub shop in here. sara nad he mayo tricks!
Poll still looks clean. Hummm mayabe someone has been in here. Cleaning has started.
I could use some help in here!!

OMG what in He!! is that!!!!!!!!!
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Hell I hope someones calls the fire dept...or 911...I think I am blinded by that pepper spray...Please help Sara dont want to go to ER dressed like this....
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Sara I know your not really stuck you could fly down if you wanted,This is your way of getting the fire brigade here.We better get the police and paramedics here too just in case huh.I hope you'll share this time

Hey Rod44 use satellite navigation you'll find the cafe-Enter if you dare,I hope your up for some fun
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Very much like Alice's restaurant,  We serve a different kind of food.....
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983679 tn?1276833336
o my Sara, you ARE up there and your fishnet undies are down here---what the heck is going on and what is that you are hung by??? Is that my sexy scarf?? Sara, have you been hung up there all night? I tried calling the firedepartment to come help you down but they say you already got a name with them --they say you are a frequent flyer---always getting hung on poles just so that they can come rescue you! hmmmmm, Sara, I didnt know about this SO wild side of you---I bet you be takin all that "candies--whip cream, cerrys, and that hot dip that molds once colded" home with you from the DQ and finding all sorts of new uses for it!
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999891 tn?1407276076
No neon signs, no signposts, not on any map,'virtually imposable to find... sounds a bit like Alice's Restaurant (Arlo Guthrie) lol.......
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I knew that would make you happy......
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495284 tn?1333894042
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My talents are endless~~~~~~Oh my i hear the sirens!!!  Yee haaaaaaa
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1331083 tn?1285912354
You guy's are killing me ROFL!!!
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Darn sara ya know nobody can get as high on the pole then you. I call the fire dept AGAIN!!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Look at the top of the pole......I am up there.  My fishnet undies got caught!!
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983679 tn?1276833336
Sara, I thought we were suppose to meet here at the cafa at midnight---you told me to wear my sexy fishnets and you were gona teach me  a few tricks on that pole???? You standing me up?
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Plenty of water Totsie flush the eyes out,I'm sorry I can't stop laughing you look like a panda with all that mascara around your eyes
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Damn Lee...love my new panties...but PLEASE dont spray me with that pepper spray again...it really burns my eyes....Now look what you have done...got my makeup running down my face....I am sorry I will never touch you red scarf again...
Geez..heard if you get stung by a jelly fish you should pour pee on it...does that work for pepper spray too?  Gosh....I cant see... SARAH..PLEASE HELP ME TO THE BATHROOM..
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shake it, and shake it some more.....  you have to move it, move it.....

Darn just a feather in my mouth
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1331083 tn?1285912354
You go boy.your a trip.iwanna barrow the scarf sometime(pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease) uh you sexy thang.
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983679 tn?1276833336
of course i got you a pair kitty......its a fishnet undies party...I got mine on and WOW man i look good in these suckers......add the knee high red high heels and no shirt but a lil red scarf tied around my neck---I am thinkin I better bring some pepper spray with me cause i be lookin hoTT
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1331083 tn?1285912354
Ya'll are trippin.lol. couln you bring me some fish net undies in xxxl (PLEASE)
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Can't wait to try my fishnet undies Lee,They should go well with my pasties with the tassels-watch them tassels swing

Is the swing set up?I want to fly through the air
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983679 tn?1276833336
plain ol undies are so 1990----fish net undies are the new thing---I am bringin a pair for everyone at the party tonight! And Sara, please wash that pole down---i danced on it a lil last night and now i got a lil rash--o well---gotta pay to have fun---if the worse thing i got off that old rusted pole was a rash i feel pretty lucky
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Found out a little more about the Fench maid. He' s not a cop. He just likes to get dressed up in a uniform or any strange outfit. Last time, I heard, he was a harem dancer and was kicked out of Egypt. You have to be careful with him, he likes to steal makeup and tutus. How did you see what he was wearing underneath Sarah?  I know for a fact that he never wears undies of any sort. Hmnnn!
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1331083 tn?1285912354
I found a skirt on the way,ilove it i decided to wear it i didn't know it was your's so please don't start with there's my skirt crap it's mine now !
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983679 tn?1276833336
Well, Thank God for skirts being optional or i be out of luck haha, by the way Sara, after a couple mtn dews I will give that pole a lil  dance---haha, my pole dancing might make me famous in this lil ol dusty cafe. You do clean that sucker with alcohol after each use dont you? never know what might be lingering around on one of those stripper poles!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Fishnet undies!!!  LMAO   Skirts are optional here!!!
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983679 tn?1276833336
I though it was gona be a party in here---I wore my fish nets, high heels, tube top and O No---well anyways.....I swear i had on a lil skirt when i walked out the house---must have gotten snagged somewere along the way-------atleast these  fishnet undies match my fish net hoes.
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