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wassuuuuppp
whasa happenin everybody
helloooo round the room
helloooo round the room
OMG you gotta show every one that....LMAO....LMAO.....OMG....i cant stop>>>what a loser////////........i cant stop...
I had to get my lymph node taken out because of "cat scratch fever" it's real...nothing to fool around with...I had the same symptom and I was tired that summer.
LMAO too... I've been laughing all day! Everyones gotta stop this, my stomach muscles are hurting!!! I've laughed so much MORE off the dang pills :):):) happy again, AmAZinG! you all are great :)
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.
She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also.
What do you sell?" She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't," he responded.
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
"I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
LMAO
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.
She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also.
What do you sell?" She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't," he responded.
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
"I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
LMAO
Two dogs here, no cats. I live in Fl and every time my daughter would go over to one of her friends house and get scratched my one of their outside cats, her lymp nodes under her arm on the side she was scratched would swell up, alot of bacteria in the ground here. I love my dogs, they rock :) The keep my inline and on the bike and walking. Don't know why I waited so long to get one.
I'm here and accounted for :)
I'm here and accounted for :)
Well, consider yourself lucky...our cats live outside most of the time now because WE live in their 6 room litter box...=/
Yeah I saw your post on that goodluck with that
Back problems are the worst guess no golf for a while hey well I guess you could do it texas syle LOL
Back problems are the worst guess no golf for a while hey well I guess you could do it texas syle LOL
i have 3 cats..and love them all...theres just somethin bout an animal thatll bury its own poo that i love...LMAO!!!
sorry about that man..i was really in the dumps this mornin....got my MRI results...diagnosed with degeneratve disk disease....i has two ruptured and one herniated disk..and been detoxin for 5 days..i felt like JR ran his amp #88 into my spine....shamless plug for the best racecar driver...anyway it was rough..LOL
Man this prednisone got me feeling in the dumps cant sleep just want to eat and cant seem to saty upbeat
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