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where is everyone today???
Hmmm..... Where ya'll hiding today? Come out come out wherever you are!
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A lady walks on the bus carrying her new born baby, the bus driver screams Jesus that is one ugly baby, she couldn't believe it. So upset she walks to the back of the bus sits down next to some guy and starts to rant about the cheek of the driver. So the guy says go down there and tell that driver exactly what you think of him, go on he says, I'll hold your monkey for you, lmfao.....
Yes, the weekends are kinda slow for whatever reason... Kids home from school..etc..etc.... No worries tho everyone always pops in and out so u won't be alone through detox
I was wondering the same thing. It was slow last weekend too. Are Saturday's just slow?
That was toooooo funny..OK I have to think some more..I know Tons and Tons from my Bartending days way, way, back when..lol
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Woody the Dog.
This kid has been wanting to go on a date with this girl for years and years. She finally said YES..He was going to take her to the prom this night..As he was driving he had to pass Gas (fart). He did not want to in the Car because he was picking here up. BUT he did not know what to do because he was right in front of her house. SO He decided to beep the horn so she would come out and they could get to the Prom fast. Then he could do his thing away from her and others. WELL He pulled up and beep the horn and the Dad said NO-NO He has to come in and meet us..SO he did. AS he was in there he had to pass gas BAD. Trying to get going the Dad kept talking to him..SO he noticed the Dog had sat by him..So he decided to let a little out. Well he did the Dad Said "WOODY" and then the kid thought they thought it was the Dog so he continued to let out more gas little by little. AS the Dad kept saying "WOODY" Then he let it all out and the Dad YELLED.. W-O-O-D-Y!!!! Get over here before he Sh*ts on YOU!
This kid has been wanting to go on a date with this girl for years and years. She finally said YES..He was going to take her to the prom this night..As he was driving he had to pass Gas (fart). He did not want to in the Car because he was picking here up. BUT he did not know what to do because he was right in front of her house. SO He decided to beep the horn so she would come out and they could get to the Prom fast. Then he could do his thing away from her and others. WELL He pulled up and beep the horn and the Dad said NO-NO He has to come in and meet us..SO he did. AS he was in there he had to pass gas BAD. Trying to get going the Dad kept talking to him..SO he noticed the Dog had sat by him..So he decided to let a little out. Well he did the Dad Said "WOODY" and then the kid thought they thought it was the Dog so he continued to let out more gas little by little. AS the Dad kept saying "WOODY" Then he let it all out and the Dad YELLED.. W-O-O-D-Y!!!! Get over here before he Sh*ts on YOU!
Well Have you heard the old one I said?? What is black & white and red all over..It is a old one..haha.lol
Lmao! Moly and clean jokes in the same sentence?? Bwahaha! No I haven't heard it Vic..
you all need to have a biiiig cup of calm-down juice :o) I'm right here for a very brief moment...
RetroMix is waiting.... boom boom :-)
RetroMix is waiting.... boom boom :-)
OK Me too..I have to think of some clean ones. I was trying to think of some KNOCK-KNOCK Jokes but I only know one. I am sure you heard the old one about what is Black and White and Red all over??
I've seen that commercial and OMG it drives me insane! Girl I'd get banned for life if I told any of my jokes here..lol.
Hi Bela..I was going to do a post over here so we can have some Laugh's and get out of the Addiction thinking.
I posted on here a few times and the last time it was about Commercial that drive you nuts. And the other was some silly Brain farts we had during are detox..I got some good laughs on what people have done.
Like I went out with 2 different shoes on but they were both Brown..Ha!! You should of seen the things people did..OMG.
But that one Commercial where the Guy says; " I was a Addict but now I am not" It is advertizing a Treatment Center..Wow do they have a magic wond?? lol
Do you have any cute Jokes?? Most of mine are dirty ones..lol
I posted on here a few times and the last time it was about Commercial that drive you nuts. And the other was some silly Brain farts we had during are detox..I got some good laughs on what people have done.
Like I went out with 2 different shoes on but they were both Brown..Ha!! You should of seen the things people did..OMG.
But that one Commercial where the Guy says; " I was a Addict but now I am not" It is advertizing a Treatment Center..Wow do they have a magic wond?? lol
Do you have any cute Jokes?? Most of mine are dirty ones..lol
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