OMG that story is funny but sad at the same time. I just posted today about memory loss from opiates, and now you point out loss of attention to detail. Thank gawd we decided to stop, eh? Congrats on being sober and thanks for the story. I hope Linda, I mean Sally, has a better Valentines Day this year :P
Peace.
sorry to laugh at your expense but lmfao..ur so funny....a vacuum sweeper? it had better be a shiny one lol.....hubby knows hed better not get me something to clean with...ur wife maybe diferent ....lol.....i like shiny things myself preferibly those things called diamonds lol.......congrats on being sober and tell linda we said hello......
It's a Dyson, so it won't lose suction. I thought that was cool.
You made me laugh. I could easily see this happening, with or without drugs.
Jacqui
oh a dyson..thats a different story...good man....those r really nice
nothing but the best for my sweety
Hey man! Don't you know better than to give a woman an appliance for Valentine's Day? Surely it may be needed, but come on. Get some flowers, then give her the vacuum.
I got her diamonds and cruise for Christmas. Can't spoil her too much. Besides everytime I get her flowers she thinks I only want sex. OK, Maybe I'll buy flowers too
after last year, you had better at least add some flowers or chocolate to that vaccumn. otherwise she'll think the only reason you want her around is to do your housework, to feed you and most of all for the sex!!!
Hummmmm.... I hope that she knows that I love her beautiful eyes, gorgeous hair, the fact that she gave me two wonderful boys and has been my best friend for almost 30 years. However, if ask her, she would probably agree with you on why I want her around. After all I do like to be fed.
You need to copy your last comment onto the card you get. That's sweet. Awe!
Thanks for the laugh,I hope the dyson is red and you get a husband GOLD STAR for the loving post about your wife.
Well, it's not red, but is is a cool shade of blue. I guess sort of like of the roses are red violets are blue.......type.. Ok gals what else can I do for her? What would rock your world if your husband wanted to surprise you?
Day at the spa. Hair , nails, massage, facial. But I would be happy with the Dyson too. lol
Here's what I am thinking, buy her a dozen roses and take them to her at work, just before lunch and then take her out to lunch. She will think that is it, but instead head home and do my best, remember I'm a guy, at straightening up the house. Make dinner, (a strong point, remember I like to eat), after dinner sit her down in her recliner with a nice glass of wine while I clean up the dining room and kitchen. Watch a little TV together and then give her a good massage before heading up to go to sleep. (I bought a massage table a little while back and have been working on learning how to give a good massage). Too much or not enough? Right now she thinks that all she is getting is the Dyson.
LOL love the story!
and WTG on this years' gift! you are a sweety!
What a wife I have!!!! I just got back to my office, from a meeting, and had a package from FedEx waiting, when I opened it there were a dozen long stemmed cookies sent by my wife. Wow, what a woman, I am so happy that she loves me and is MY wife.
I'm so glad to hear yet another couple is blissfully married!
Jacqui
I have recently found that treating her like my Queen, no matter what, makes me her Knight in shining armor. It only took me 27 years to learn this lesson.
lol, that's okay dude, you learned, that's what counts!
Queen Jacqui
Yep, and she learned that treating me like her Knight in shining armor makes me WANT to treat her like my Queen. It's a vicious cycle and I’m loving it. (I think she is too!!!)