Maybe you can get her to answer you in English. Funky has no medical meaning that I know of.
All Pathology Labs don't have the sophisticated equipment to do some testing and quite often specimens are sent to outside Labs for a particular test. I personally know that part of my specimen was sent to a Lab in California. In these cases it does take longer to get the final report. This is NOT unusual at all. Actually any report that you receive in less than 7 business days is good .... there are several steps between the OR and the final report being delivered to your Dr. Regards ..