How to Give a Cat a Pill

[el_em_en_oh]

*Found this and thought I'd share. I'm a dog person personally, but I like all creatures great and small, K9 and feline...
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How to Give a Cat a Pill

I am cat
cat I am
I will not eat
My pill with ham
I will not take it with a mouse
I will not take it in a house
I will not take it don't you see
I will not take it Cat is me

I will not take it in the yard
I will not take it in the car
I will not take this pill you fool
I will not take it in a pool

I'll no more take this pill than ye
Would choose a store to take a P*&
I will not take it if you plead
I will not take it when you bleed.

I will not take it when you beg
I will not take it with a Keg
I'll nae take it naer ye try
I'll just flick it in yer eye

I wont eat it try again
Wont eat it when yer on a cane
wont even take it when ye die
No matter how ye try and try

I will not eat it thank ye maam
I am a cat I am I am!

Author Unknown.

[AppleBr]

I liked - if it  makes one smile , its helpful.
We need smiles here ... :-)

[thePurpleSnowflake]

Not helpful though

[opus88]

Oh that is so cute and sooooo true!! Cats have a mind of their own and NO one is going to change a decision once made!
thanks for sharing with us.