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Would Your Cat Eat You...
if you were six inches tall?
I got to thinking about this. If you were suddenly six inches tall, shrunk down like they do in those terrible children's movies, would your cat recognize your smell and know you?
Even if he/she did recognized you...would kitty then use you like a mouse toy before lunching down?
Mrs_Savas expresses the opinion that;
"Uh-huh. Yes. Of course!"
I think I agree with her.
So; the choices are;
I got to thinking about this. If you were suddenly six inches tall, shrunk down like they do in those terrible children's movies, would your cat recognize your smell and know you?
Even if he/she did recognized you...would kitty then use you like a mouse toy before lunching down?
Mrs_Savas expresses the opinion that;
"Uh-huh. Yes. Of course!"
I think I agree with her.
So; the choices are;
Dogs have no diet sense, according to cats. Humans, after all, taste like chicken, and are much more accessible than chicken.
Yup...it's true, as much as I loved that darn cat, he'd sure as heck bat my little 6 inch butt around the house a few times and then leave for a while---making me think I was safe---then pounce at the least expected moment to gobble me up! *sigh* I'm wondering if my dog would be more loyal???? Hmmmmmmm....
-K
-K
My cats did the voting for this. Icepick held a mouse to my head and Anakin threatened to sit on me if I didn't obey them. Iffy and Teabag are still learning how to train a human. IP used to love mousemeat. Now that he can't go outside, he wants to acquire a taste for human meat. I have complied with the cats' request. If you don't hear from me you'll know I was a meal for four "starving" cats/kittens = ( Where are the dogs when I need them?
Well, this doesn't say much for our taste in pets. (taste...bad joke?!!?!)
Out of 9 votes, 8 said kitty would chow down on them.
One person said their cat would NOT eat them.
I tried to send them a note for elaboration on why they thought this...
but their cat wrote back that they were busy having supper.
Guess who was the main course. :->
Out of 9 votes, 8 said kitty would chow down on them.
One person said their cat would NOT eat them.
I tried to send them a note for elaboration on why they thought this...
but their cat wrote back that they were busy having supper.
Guess who was the main course. :->
I have seen what Waldo does to grasshoppers if I bring them in, so likely he would eat me too, or he would take a nap and look indifferent. That's why I said i'm not sure what Waldo would do.
Puppy would defiantely bat me around for awhile and then when he got tired he would eat me. If not him then Simba would.
My 4 would fight over who got to play with me then they would fight over who got to eat me..Yes for sure!!!
Yep, they'd eat me. They'd bat me around for awhile first until they got tired of playing with me, then they'd eat me. I believe it!
Savas, are you kidding me? Abby is eating raw meat!!! If I were very small he'd eat me too. I caught him tasting my finger while I was asleep today and I'm 5'3!!!! I gotta watch him. He's been trying to block me so I fall on the floor. He's got a thing with wanting to see people stumble and fall. If a cat eating cereal would eat a small human just imagine a cat who's eating raw meat, heh heh...I'd be gone by now heh heh...
I think Sahib may eat me, because he already tries to bite me at full size. I'm not sure about Waldo though.
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