more venus antics....

[heatherlynn22]

well....i'm not sure if i'm liking the bigger house with venus....yeah i'm definitely not liking the bigger house with venus. she is absolutely HORRID!!! instead of having ONE room to hide in to jump out and scare the pee out of me she has....5. yes 5...7 if you count the kids room and play room (there are crevices she can hide in in the kids room and play room, 3 other bedrooms and 2 bathrooms) so no matter where i go i'm being attacked. it's getting to the point that i don't turn a corner without peeking my head around it first to see if i can see her...what's bad is she still manages to scare me. take this morning for instance. kids woke up super early so i was going up to the 3rd floor to do diapers and bottles...did i see venus sitting on the super 1/2 inch wide ledge on the side of the stairs right above MY HEAD???? nope. of course not. what did i get? a venus hat. what happened to me....i fell down the stairs, taking said bad cat with me, got yelled at by said bad cat and she took off running around the house like a bat out of h3ll. so this afternoon i'm heating up spaghettio's for the kids to eat for lunch....did i bother checking the cupboards for the fat, bad cat? no....where was she? sitting on the top shelf. (i still don't know how she got up there since there are NO counters below these specific cupboards) what did i get? a fat, bad cat hat....again. what happened to said fat, bad cat? well she ran upstairs to mine and gregs bedrooms, squeezed her big butt under the bed and wouldn't move when i came running up after her. she's lucky i couldn't grab her or i just may have made kitty kabobs for dinner. greg...just laughed at me. sooooo this evening i'm getting a shower apparently i needed help because the next thing i know i hear the door creak open, then MMMRRROOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw and in comes venus. i think she meant to land on the side of the tub but she missed and landed IN the shower with me. she spent 45 minutes cleaning herself and I am still getting death stares from her.

[aligator79]

Yep- That's my Taz-man.  He is such a baby- he was pouting- sitting with his back to me and looking back occasionally, because I didn't give him his attention as soon as I walked in from work.  As soon as I sat on the floor and cuddled for a few minutes, he was fine.  What a nut.

[heatherlynn22]

is he the black and white tuxedo on the beige couche? that is HILARIOUS!!! he's a gorgeous baby! i just want to cuddles him!

if you hadn't seen i've got tons of my venus up. i have new ones to post of her and her brothers...i'll have to get that done soon.

[aligator79]

There is a picture of him in a desk chair almost in his people position glaring at me while I take the picture.  I added some others.  I can't live without my kitties.

[heatherlynn22]

lol i love pouty kitties. so cute!!!! and when they sit like little people...OMG hilarious! i saw this picture of a kitty who was sitting on a couch like a little man beer bottle on one side and remote on the other side with his paw on it (obviously staged). it just cracked me up.

[aligator79]

Hmmm- Tazzy is a goofball.  He is 7 yrs old and generally very mellow.  He has started to meow on occasion- not often though.  He loves to sit like a human and lay in funky contortions to sleep.  He has never clawed me intentionally- only drew blood once when he spooked.  He's recently become a lap kitty and gets irked when I am not home when he thinks I should be.  He tends to pout when he doesn't get his way. LOL

[heatherlynn22]

lol does he have one mood? no random changes from loving, sweet kitty to psychotic kitty? I accidentally interrupted her sleeping this afternoon (that is always a big no no) and oh did i get it!