LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moron/Idiot- by definition is a Dr. who went to med school wasting years of his/her life to get the title of MD to insult patients and give them a 1 sentence answer to a very simple question...Example:
Patient: Dr. I have this pain in my head can you tell me why? I have had it for years
Moron: well you seem anxious lets try this anti-anxiety medicine....
Sorry just wasting time... Here is a good joke.....
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...
Finally, one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face.
"Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," he said, pointing to the urine bottle.
"Oh, really?" she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we’d better run it through again..."
here is our silly thread for Fridays.......
yuppers...and I hope I am up to the shopping...I have always disliked it.....always looking for a seat instead of shopping ...then wondering when we will get out of there and head home.....guess I need to take some tylenol b4 going.....it always starts in my lower back, then I get a HA and jsut feel miserable.....I think since it starts in the lower back it is the TC still getting me.....
Ya well enjoy and I guess there will be some more wedding planning going on……and of course shopping lol!
U betcha....jst got off the phone with DH as to the plans for tonight.....So, I guess u all know I will be on hit and miss till she leaves.....