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Teacher Arrested in NY-Ties to al-Gebra
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent nor profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
'al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent nor profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
Good point.
twe, I hope it is only If and not When
"If Obama screws up healthcare, where will all the Canadians go?"
Oh, you know I do!!! Hold on..................
hey Twe I need a short one for my Tea Party Placard , have you got a good saying I can put on it ?
As a member of the Geek Community will becareful the next time I fly and make sure MathCad is on my netbook and leave my other goodies at home.
Thanks for the heads up, lol.
Thanks for the heads up, lol.
Why ...we like them ..
Well, my funniest ones are all about Obama. Let me find something that won't send some to their hankies, okay?
go on Twe give us some more we need a good laugh whilst its quiet ....
Very cute, I shared this with a math teacher friend of mine and she wants to post it in her room. I enjoyed it.
Got any more Twe ,
That was a good one.
Ha Ha Ha ..........
cute.
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