LOL ! Thanks for the humor :)
Copy-Pasted directly from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris is a god... not God, but a god.
My favorite:
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
I never liked Chuck Norris and never respected his either.
I used to like and respect Clint Eastwood until he acted like a nutcase - not just a nut but a nutcase.
Mike
You are all foolish to make fun of Chuck. I just sent him an email re: you all, and he'll be coming for you shortly!
Some things you may not know about Mr. Chuck Norris:
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink.....reality pauses.
May the Chuck Norris be with you...always
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
I'm not typically a vindictive person, but I'd like to lobby for this punishment. Since Chuck went ahead and said something like this, if this doesn't happen, can we just issue him 1000 years of darkness?
Barb... good point. Most have made their minds up. When we go about it this long, I believe they are actually scaring away some voters now.
Well, here ya go!! One thing we all agree on - campaign season is WAY too long and everyone is tired of it, long before it's over.
Don't they realize that most people have made up their minds by now, and those who haven't will probably not do so until the last minute, anyway?
I agree on the shorter campaign, but these ***-hats are convinced that they need at least a half a year to "get their message out".
The candidates should be decided, figure out their platform, do a bit of "baby kissing", have a couple of debates and let us get to the poles!
I agree, shorter would be better.
Barb: The truth is I saw a clip from this video on the Daily Show and cracked up laughing.
You know, I'm beginning to think you guys just need to go to a shorter campaign time. Seriously. Here, an election is called, and about 2 to 3 month's later we go to the polls. So there is just no time for this garbage. And as bent as our politicians are, at least they don't get time to spew this garbage. They get 2 debates and a short time to campaign, so really, only a short period of time to lay out there agenda. Our system is far from perfect, but at least I don't have to listen to this kind of nonsense. Why do folks keep treating the American public like your stupid? For God's sake...lay out your agenda, and let people make up their minds. Quit trying to bend their thinking. Enough.
They must be really desperate if this is who they are digging up for support. LOL.
Nope... the statement was enough. Who is Chuck Norris to be commentating on politics? Concerned citizen maybe, but to say baseless garbage like this can't help "the cause".... or maybe it does.
Did you guys really watch the video? I wouldn't walk across the street, look out the window, or even click my mouse, to see Chuck Norris........ :-)
"1000 years of darkness"...... Man. Uhm.... I'm at a loss for words.
Yes, silly isn't it. I really did crack up laughing when I saw the video.
If America is not lost now while he's President, why would it be lost if The President is re-elected?...I'm sick of these extremists just spewing venom..Get a grip and get over it!!....
The US is 216 years old as a country and this guy talks about Obama sending us into 1000 years of darkness ?
Wow ! Ignorance is mind boggling at times.