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The Difference
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal wants all churches to be silenced and God removed from public view.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.
"Conservatives hold on to their Bible and Guns" Obama said that.
So, being the Christian he is, he must throw his Bible and guns away. No wonder it took him so long to send support for the troops. I guess that is why he stayed in Rev. Wright's Church so long. He was his best friend, etc. for 20 yrs, but sure got away from him after Wright was plastered all over tv, damning America. Talk about twisting the Bible, has anyone listened to Obama when he talks about it. I did, and he mocked it, and laughed with the group. But then, listening to the Rev.........
So, being the Christian he is, he must throw his Bible and guns away. No wonder it took him so long to send support for the troops. I guess that is why he stayed in Rev. Wright's Church so long. He was his best friend, etc. for 20 yrs, but sure got away from him after Wright was plastered all over tv, damning America. Talk about twisting the Bible, has anyone listened to Obama when he talks about it. I did, and he mocked it, and laughed with the group. But then, listening to the Rev.........
well there you are we thought one of you had left us ....
If a conservative doesn't like guns, then he‘s not a conservative.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then they avoid those people playing cowboy.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat and doesn‘t make a political issue of it.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy, even if the threat is false, they will lie just to go to war, so they can buy more guns and kill people.
A liberal will use intelligence and diplomacy first and use war as a last resort, for the fear of loss of American lives.
If a conservative is homosexual, he lives a life of shame and solitude, pretending to be something he is not.
If a liberal is homosexual, they expect the same rights as all other Americans.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they are used by their party as the token minority to fill in back seats when press coverage is given. The conservatives have more bigots than any other party.
Their liberal counterparts understand people (of all races and parties) are sometimes faced with situations where they need a hand up and are such good people that they can’t kick people when they’re down.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation by buying another gun.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him when all the conservatives own all the guns and are going Wild, Wild West on everyone’s A$$ because the conservatives think the whole world is some weird conspiracy theory.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he believes everything they say and buys yet another gun.
Liberals prefer true journalistic news but will watch Jon Stewart if they want their news with a touch of comedy.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he will say he is and twist the Bible to fit his agenda.
A liberal wants equality and religious freedom.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it until he finds there are no jobs and can‘t afford health care and his kids are sick, looses his home…… then he becomes a democrat.
A liberal wants health care for everyone and loves his fellow Americans so much that they can‘t stand the thought of anyone dying for lack of care.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then they avoid those people playing cowboy.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat and doesn‘t make a political issue of it.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy, even if the threat is false, they will lie just to go to war, so they can buy more guns and kill people.
A liberal will use intelligence and diplomacy first and use war as a last resort, for the fear of loss of American lives.
If a conservative is homosexual, he lives a life of shame and solitude, pretending to be something he is not.
If a liberal is homosexual, they expect the same rights as all other Americans.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they are used by their party as the token minority to fill in back seats when press coverage is given. The conservatives have more bigots than any other party.
Their liberal counterparts understand people (of all races and parties) are sometimes faced with situations where they need a hand up and are such good people that they can’t kick people when they’re down.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation by buying another gun.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him when all the conservatives own all the guns and are going Wild, Wild West on everyone’s A$$ because the conservatives think the whole world is some weird conspiracy theory.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he believes everything they say and buys yet another gun.
Liberals prefer true journalistic news but will watch Jon Stewart if they want their news with a touch of comedy.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he will say he is and twist the Bible to fit his agenda.
A liberal wants equality and religious freedom.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it until he finds there are no jobs and can‘t afford health care and his kids are sick, looses his home…… then he becomes a democrat.
A liberal wants health care for everyone and loves his fellow Americans so much that they can‘t stand the thought of anyone dying for lack of care.
I know its off subject but I didnt want to start a new thread has anyone noticed no words for flmagi I wonder why any ideas ?
So let me see if I get the humor in this. Anyone different than any of you are not only wrong but what? second class citizens. More superiority on your part. Get your facts straight before condemning others. What do you do, any of you to contribute to society except whine and make fun of others? You must truly be bored.
Don't know where you found that, but it speaks loudly. Good one........
This is very good I enjoyed reading it, good truth there indeed, a few made me chuckle ...
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